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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I thought this day couldn't get any worse

I thought this day couldn't get any worse

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I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:47
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because it's a really weird one. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because...
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd never heard before, and saw all the - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd...
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree.
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really happened. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really...
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I don't know. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I...
I'm just saying, I just wanted to make it clear that I didn't invent anything. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I'm just saying, I just wanted to make it clear that I...
Okay, here's what he says. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Okay, here's what he says.
That's when Marc went bankrupt (Chapter 11 in the USA). - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
That's when Marc went bankrupt (Chapter 11 in the USA).
Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:19
Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go into town, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go...
That's where Bethany is. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
That's where Bethany is.
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was hungry, and seeing far away - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:27
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was...
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:15
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree withered to the roots. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree...
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master,
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God.
What the hell is this about Jesus? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
What the hell is this about Jesus?
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree.
That's right, asshole. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
That's right, asshole.