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I would have been like, no, I'm ready
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I would have been like, no, I'm ready

I would have been like, no, I'm ready

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I would have been like, no, I'm ready.
Duration
7 seconds
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206
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:20
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
And I'm sure I can say that. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
And I'm sure I can say that.
But I think it's easy to say that now, because you can't have slaves. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
But I think it's easy to say that now, because you...
You don't have slaves, but that's not because you're better than you were back then. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
You don't have slaves, but that's not because...
It's not like you're carrying groceries to the car like, fuck, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
It's not like you're carrying groceries to the car...
No, it's not like they have slaves at Leroy Merlin - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
No, it's not like they have slaves at Leroy Merlin
I mean, there are-there are some, you know, like you can bring a Russian woman to - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:17
I mean, there are-there are some, you know, like you can...
Or you can adopt a child from Bangladesh who is about 12 years old. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Or you can adopt a child from Bangladesh who is about 12...
He'll move into your house, do your laundry and suck your dick, whatever you want. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He'll move into your house, do your laundry and suck...
But even he can leave at 18. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
But even he can leave at 18.
Although, who wants them when they're so old? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Although, who wants them when they're so old?
In any case, it's moral trust. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
In any case, it's moral trust.
The kind of confidence I have is very specific. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
The kind of confidence I have is very specific.
It's that I can make jokes about terrible things. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
It's that I can make jokes about terrible things.
So that's my core competence. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
So that's my core competence.
And there are some people who think that there are - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And there are some people who think that there are
Some people think you shouldn't make jokes about Auschwitz, because it was terrible. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Some people think you shouldn't make jokes about...
There are children who were killed at Auschwitz. Auschwitz, children who could have been - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
There are children who were killed at Auschwitz. Auschwitz, ...
So some people think you shouldn't joke about Auschwitz. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
So some people think you shouldn't joke about...
I have a friend, an English comedian, who made a joke about Auschwitz last year. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I have a friend, an English comedian, who made a joke about...
And at one point, Auschwitz tweeted about it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
And at one point, Auschwitz tweeted about it.