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If you use a condom, you prevent the sperm from reaching the egg
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

If you use a condom, you prevent the sperm from reaching the egg

If you use a condom, you prevent the sperm from reaching the egg

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If you use a condom, you prevent the sperm from reaching the egg.
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00:22:47
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Apr 23, 2025
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comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
You killed and murdered a possible baby. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
You killed and murdered a possible baby.
According to this logic, I could say that any woman who doesn't want to fuck me is a murderer, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
According to this logic, I could say that any woman who does...
That's not cool. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
That's not cool.
And murder, it's like, weird, because it's like, when is murder murder? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
And murder, it's like, weird, because it's like,...
Because if you kill, like if you kill someone, you know what they based your conviction on? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Because if you kill, like if you kill someone, you know what...
They're based on how you felt when you killed them. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
They're based on how you felt when you killed them.
They say, okay, you shot him in the head. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
They say, okay, you shot him in the head.
I think if you kill someone, they should base - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:16
I think if you kill someone, they should base
If you see a three-year-old girl in a park and kick her to death, it's hypothetical. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
If you see a three-year-old girl in a park and kick her to...
I'm just asking you to imagine, in a very realistic way, just kicking a three-year-old. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I'm just asking you to imagine, in a very realistic...
And then you continue - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:19
And then you continue
But what happens if you kill a 98-year-old? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But what happens if you kill a 98-year-old?
He's 98 years old, and not even a little older.... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He's 98 years old, and not even a little older....
It's like a hospital, but they don't try to help you. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
It's like a hospital, but they don't try to help...
It looks like a hospital, but the nurse goes, yeah, he's dying. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
It looks like a hospital, but the nurse goes, yeah,...
What if a guy's 98, and he's lying in hospice, and he's got cancer and COVID and - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
What if a guy's 98, and he's lying in hospice, and...
And he's like, and then you walk in. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
And he's like, and then you walk in.
And I was thinking about it today, because I'm going to see my father next week. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
And I was thinking about it today, because I'm going to...
My father is not in a hospice. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
My father is not in a hospice.
He's in a life-support facility. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He's in a life-support facility.