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Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead

Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead

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Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.
Duration
7 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:50:18
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
Lazarus had been dead for four days and Jesus went to his tomb and just said, raise Lazarus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Lazarus had been dead for four days and Jesus went to his...
Lazarus has risen from the grave like, uh... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Lazarus has risen from the grave like, uh...
And his wife was like, are you kidding me for real? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And his wife was like, are you kidding me for real?
I thought this day couldn't get any worse. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because it's a really weird one. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because...
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd never heard before, and saw all the - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd...
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree.
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really happened. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really...
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I don't know. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I...
I'm just saying, I just wanted to make it clear that I didn't invent anything. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I'm just saying, I just wanted to make it clear that I...
Okay, here's what he says. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Okay, here's what he says.
That's when Marc went bankrupt (Chapter 11 in the USA). - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
That's when Marc went bankrupt (Chapter 11 in the USA).
Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:19
Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go into town, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go...
That's where Bethany is. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
That's where Bethany is.
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was hungry, and seeing far away - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:27
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was...
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:15
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree withered to the roots. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree...
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master,