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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

OK And on the third day there was ain Cana of Galilee, and the mother and Jesus and his...

OK And on the third day there was a
in Cana of Galilee, and the mother and Jesus and his disciples were invited
disciples were invited to the wedding

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And on the third day there was a in Cana of Galilee, and the mother
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and Jesus and his disciples were invited disciples were invited to the wedding.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:10
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
And when they ran out of wine, Jesus' mother said to him, they have no wine here. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
And when they ran out of wine, Jesus' mother said to...
That's any mother at a wedding. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
That's any mother at a wedding.
They have no wine, Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
They have no wine, Jesus.
And Jesus said to her, woman, what have I to do with you? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
And Jesus said to her, woman, what have I to do with you?
Jesus is like, mom, fuck, no! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Jesus is like, mom, fuck, no!
Anyway, I'm not going to read the whole read the whole thing, but it's a zarrebi story - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Anyway, I'm not going to read the whole read the whole ...
And Jesus said, look in the water barrel. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And Jesus said, look in the water barrel.
Maybe it's not the Red Queen. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Maybe it's not the Red Queen.
So the guy looks in the water barrel and turns it all into wine. turned it all into wine and everyone got - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:14
So the guy looks in the water barrel and turns it all into...
It's actually a bigger problem. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
It's actually a bigger problem.
I feel like a lot of his miracles were mixed, like, ah, thank you Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I feel like a lot of his miracles were mixed, like, ah,...
Damn, that's a lot of fish, Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Damn, that's a lot of fish, Jesus.
Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.
Lazarus had been dead for four days and Jesus went to his tomb and just said, raise Lazarus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Lazarus had been dead for four days and Jesus went to his...
Lazarus has risen from the grave like, uh... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Lazarus has risen from the grave like, uh...
And his wife was like, are you kidding me for real? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And his wife was like, are you kidding me for real?
I thought this day couldn't get any worse. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because it's a really weird one. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because...
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd never heard before, and saw all the - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd...
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should