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Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalemwhen he looked around and now that the tide has come in,he...

Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem
when he looked around and now that the tide has come in,
he went out to Bethany with the twelve apostles

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Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around
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and now that the tide has come in, he went out to Bethany with the twelve apostles.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:06
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go into town, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go...
That's where Bethany is. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
That's where Bethany is.
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was hungry, and seeing far away - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:27
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was...
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:15
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree withered to the roots. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree...
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master,
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God.
What the hell is this about Jesus? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
What the hell is this about Jesus?
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree.
That's right, asshole. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
That's right, asshole.
What are we supposed to learn from Jesus of the hungry bad hair? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
What are we supposed to learn from Jesus of the hungry bad...
So he's like, you're dead, you shitty tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
So he's like, you're dead, you shitty tree.
It's just, I need another week. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
It's just, I need another week.
I didn't do anything. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I didn't do anything.
You can't act like that. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
You can't act like that.
You walk around with that kind of attitude and someone's going to nail you to a cross. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
You walk around with that kind of attitude and...
That's what will happen. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
That's what will happen.
Like when he went to Jerusalem for the first time first time, his friends put him on a donkey and they - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Like when he went to Jerusalem for the first time first time...
King of the Jew whores. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
King of the Jew whores.
And the Jews didn't like it... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And the Jews didn't like it...