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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

One time, I remember your momand I were like, don't give ham to the dog, but you did...

One time, I remember your mom
and I were like, don't give ham to the dog, but you did it
because you love your dog so much

Full Transcript

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One time, I remember your mom and I were like, don't give
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ham to the dog, but you did it because you love your dog so much.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
180
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:39
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
Okay, that's why we're getting divorced. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Okay, that's why we're getting divorced.
Because you're not listening, and we can't take it anymore. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
Because you're not listening, and we can't take it...
So we'll be moving into separate houses and have you each for the - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
So we'll be moving into separate houses and have you ea...
And it's very sad because I love your mother very much - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:16
And it's very sad because I love your mother very much
That's how we managed it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
That's how we managed it.
I remember one time when I was six, I was crying - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
I remember one time when I was six, I was crying
And then he fucked me... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
And then he fucked me...
He was right. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He was right.
I cried. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
I cried.
Then I realized that what I'd been crying about wasn't that important. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
Then I realized that what I'd been crying about...
You have to teach your children. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
You have to teach your children.
I have to say this because my father is still alive and he could do it again. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I have to say this because my father is still alive and he...
So yes, it didn't really happen. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
So yes, it didn't really happen.
OK - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
OK
Just as some people say you should should tell your children not to swear, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Just as some people say you should should tell your children...
So I used to tell them, listen, there are no swear words. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
So I used to tell them, listen, there are no swear words.
All the words are correct, but there are some words that - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
All the words are correct, but there are some words that
So if you're going to use these words, look first at the - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
So if you're going to use these words, look first at th...
It's hard to teach your children children to know right from wrong because - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
It's hard to teach your children children to know right...
As millions of people believe that abortion is wrong and - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
As millions of people believe that abortion is wrong and