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So they nailed him to a cross
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So they nailed him to a cross

So they nailed him to a cross

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So they nailed him to a cross.
Duration
6 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:55:17
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
I get organized... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
I get organized...
That's it, this image is the craziest thing craziest thing about this religion, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
That's it, this image is the craziest thing craziest th...
It's kind of blue and can be found in great places all over the world! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
It's kind of blue and can be found in great places all...
It's in hospitals, and all the old ladies have it above their beds. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
It's in hospitals, and all the old ladies have it above...
Like, if you've never seen one before, you'd be like, why the hell do you have these everywhere? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
Like, if you've never seen one before, you'd be...
It's this polite religion, honor your mother and father, but it's too weird. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
It's this polite religion, honor your mother and...
Every time I pass a church, I go to see their Jesus, because they're all different. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Every time I pass a church, I go to see their Jesus, because...
Sometimes Jesus suffers, and sometimes he's just like, ah, well! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
Sometimes Jesus suffers, and sometimes he's just like, ...
I really got myself into trouble this time, my boy... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
I really got myself into trouble this time, my boy...
Sometimes it's just the cross, like, oh, fuck, where'd he go? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Sometimes it's just the cross, like, oh, fuck,...
Jesus fled. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Jesus fled.
I went to a Korean church, and they had a Korean Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I went to a Korean church, and they had a Korean Jesus.
A Korean Jesus with a... Don't get angry. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
A Korean Jesus with a... Don't get angry.
I can't say Korean Jesus and do nothing. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I can't say Korean Jesus and do nothing.
Well, generally speaking, Jesus has blond hair and blue eyes, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
Well, generally speaking, Jesus has blond hair and blue eyes...
The truth is that Jesus was black, but that's rare. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
The truth is that Jesus was black, but that's rare.
Hey, man, get me down from here! Just kidding... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Hey, man, get me down from here! Just kidding...
I don't know any other Jesus, gay Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I don't know any other Jesus, gay Jesus.
No, I'm not going to... No, I won't. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
No, I'm not going to... No, I won't.
The fact is, everyone wants Jesus to be like them, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
The fact is, everyone wants Jesus to be like them,