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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

They have no wine, Jesus

They have no wine, Jesus

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They have no wine, Jesus.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:45
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
And Jesus said to her, woman, what have I to do with you? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
And Jesus said to her, woman, what have I to do with you?
Jesus is like, mom, fuck, no! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Jesus is like, mom, fuck, no!
Anyway, I'm not going to read the whole read the whole thing, but it's a zarrebi story - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Anyway, I'm not going to read the whole read the whole ...
And Jesus said, look in the water barrel. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And Jesus said, look in the water barrel.
Maybe it's not the Red Queen. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Maybe it's not the Red Queen.
So the guy looks in the water barrel and turns it all into wine. turned it all into wine and everyone got - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:14
So the guy looks in the water barrel and turns it all into...
It's actually a bigger problem. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
It's actually a bigger problem.
I feel like a lot of his miracles were mixed, like, ah, thank you Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I feel like a lot of his miracles were mixed, like, ah,...
Damn, that's a lot of fish, Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Damn, that's a lot of fish, Jesus.
Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.
Lazarus had been dead for four days and Jesus went to his tomb and just said, raise Lazarus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Lazarus had been dead for four days and Jesus went to his...
Lazarus has risen from the grave like, uh... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Lazarus has risen from the grave like, uh...
And his wife was like, are you kidding me for real? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And his wife was like, are you kidding me for real?
I thought this day couldn't get any worse. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because it's a really weird one. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
But here's a story I wanted to share with you because...
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd never heard before, and saw all the - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
I read the whole thing and found this story that I'd...
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
He washed your feet, then, you know, you should
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree.
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really happened. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really...
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I don't know. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I...