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"Love Actually" quotes

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'Love Actually' follows the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives, in various loosely and interrelated tales, all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.

Director: Richard Curtis
Writer: Richard Curtis
Production: N/A
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $59,696,144
Released: 14 Nov 2003
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award10 wins & 29 nominations total
I can't believe I've just said that - Love Actually 00:52 I can't believe I've just said that And her name's Joanna - Love Actually 00:28 And her name's Joanna It's just 'round the corner - Love Actually 00:56 It's just 'round the corner It's my favorite time of day - Love Actually 00:12 It's my favorite time of day Hiya kids - Love Actually 00:15 Hiya kids So what's the problem Samuel - Love Actually 00:37 So what's the problem Samuel Tell her then - Love Actually 00:34 Tell her then You learned English - Love Actually 00:07 You learned English You never talk to me - Love Actually 00:32 You never talk to me Whatever There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it - Love Actually 00:26 Whatever There's this big concert at the end of term... Tell me if you were in my position what would you do - Love Actually 00:35 Tell me if you were in my position what would you do Mr President has it been a good visit - Love Actually 00:35 Mr President has it been a good visit Beautiful Aurelia - Love Actually 00:33 Beautiful Aurelia I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie - Love Actually 00:36 I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie Jamie's friends are so good looking - Love Actually 00:15 Jamie's friends are so good looking Let me just pop it in the box - Love Actually 00:36 Let me just pop it in the box Wow Thanks for that Bill For what - Love Actually 00:22 Wow Thanks for that Bill For what What do you do Nancy I'm a cook - Love Actually 00:14 What do you do Nancy I'm a cook So let's go We can definitely crack this - Love Actually 00:32 So let's go We can definitely crack this When I was young and successful I was greedy and foolish - Love Actually 00:10 When I was young and successful I was greedy and foolish This is shit isn't it - Love Actually 00:07 This is shit isn't it The trouble with being the prime minister's sister is - Love Actually 00:15 The trouble with being the prime minister's sister is Exciting news - Love Actually 00:37 Exciting news I will miss you - Love Actually 00:13 I will miss you Would you like the last - Love Actually 00:18 Would you like the last Did you have this kind of problem - Love Actually 00:09 Did you have this kind of problem What's that - Love Actually 00:23 What's that Hello Does Natalie live here - Love Actually 00:36 Hello Does Natalie live here Well then I'd better go - Love Actually 00:33 Well then I'd better go I left Elton's where there were - Love Actually 00:34 I left Elton's where there were Yes I'm very busy and important How can I help you - Love Actually 00:05 Yes I'm very busy and important How can I help you Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment - Love Actually 00:19 Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment God you weigh a lot - Love Actually 00:05 God you weigh a lot Daniel - Love Actually 00:21 Daniel Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love - Love Actually 00:04 Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love Would you like to meet your household staff - Love Actually 00:09 Would you like to meet your household staff I mean life is full of interruptions and complications - Love Actually 00:06 I mean life is full of interruptions and complications I had an uncle called Terence once - Love Actually 00:08 I had an uncle called Terence once Come on let's get pissed and watch porn - Love Actually 00:05 Come on let's get pissed and watch porn Good evening - Love Actually 00:36 Good evening So what's this big news then - Love Actually 00:17 So what's this big news then Thank you - Love Actually 00:17 Thank you Not sure that politics and dating really go together - Love Actually 00:12 Not sure that politics and dating really go together By the way I feel bad I never ask you how your love life is going - Love Actually 00:27 By the way I feel bad I never ask you how your love life is... You know the thing about romance is - Love Actually 00:06 You know the thing about romance is So not quite as secret as we'd hoped - Love Actually 00:15 So not quite as secret as we'd hoped Who is it - Love Actually 00:12 Who is it What do you call that - Love Actually 00:16 What do you call that Sam time for dinner - Love Actually 00:11 Sam time for dinner No right Silence is golden - Love Actually 00:24 No right Silence is golden When she first mentioned what's about to happen - Love Actually 00:12 When she first mentioned what's about to happen It's junction 13 that's just murder isn't it - Love Actually 00:07 It's junction 13 that's just murder isn't it You've seen the films kiddo It ain't over till it's over - Love Actually 00:06 You've seen the films kiddo It ain't over till... Never I am Colin God of Sex - Love Actually 00:07 Never I am Colin God of Sex I'd like to go to Wandsworth the dodgy end - Love Actually 00:25 I'd like to go to Wandsworth the dodgy end No I don't want something I need - Love Actually 00:09 No I don't want something I need Oh no That is so inconvenient - Love Actually 00:06 Oh no That is so inconvenient There she is - Love Actually 00:13 There she is How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff - Love Actually 00:34 How do you think the new record compares to your old classic... Very jealous of your plane by the way - Love Actually 00:06 Very jealous of your plane by the way So what do you reckon to our new prime minister then - Love Actually 00:15 So what do you reckon to our new prime minister then Oh my God I've got a terrible stomach ache - Love Actually 00:20 Oh my God I've got a terrible stomach ache Mia's very pretty - Love Actually 00:14 Mia's very pretty All I want for Christmas is you - Love Actually 00:06 All I want for Christmas is you Banoffee pie - Love Actually 00:12 Banoffee pie Oh dear it's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the other line - Love Actually 00:07 Oh dear it's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the... You'll come back a broken man - Love Actually 00:07 You'll come back a broken man Right the Christmas party not my favorite night of the year - Love Actually 00:19 Right the Christmas party not my favorite night of the year Right I'll go get my things and then let's fix the country shall we - Love Actually 00:09 Right I'll go get my things and then let's fix the... America watch out Here comes Colin Frissell - Love Actually 00:10 America watch out Here comes Colin Frissell Hi Billy - Love Actually 00:32 Hi Billy American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent - Love Actually 00:05 American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British... The nurses are trying to kill me - Love Actually 00:05 The nurses are trying to kill me I've just tried the wedding video and it's a complete disaster - Love Actually 00:07 I've just tried the wedding video and it's a... I look quite pretty - Love Actually 00:04 I look quite pretty This must be a very exciting moment for you - Love Actually 00:31 This must be a very exciting moment for you Get a grip People hate sissies - Love Actually 00:09 Get a grip People hate sissies It's an art gallery Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds - Love Actually 00:07 It's an art gallery Full of dark corners for doing dark... Try my lovely nuts - Love Actually 00:04 Try my lovely nuts Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady - Love Actually 00:05 Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady The thing that's gonna make it more crowded - Love Actually 00:13 The thing that's gonna make it more crowded No I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe hoping to be kissed - Love Actually 00:07 No I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe hoping to... Yeah Billy I understand you've got a prize for our competition winners - Love Actually 00:11 Yeah Billy I understand you've got a prize for our... English girls They're stuck up you see - Love Actually 00:16 English girls They're stuck up you see He said no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks - Love Actually 00:37 He said no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the... It can tear you up inside - Love Actually 00:53 It can tear you up inside Merry Christmas - Love Actually 00:53 Merry Christmas No I realized that Christmas is the time - Love Actually 00:48 No I realized that Christmas is the time How long it is that you've been working here - Love Actually 01:03 How long it is that you've been working here

Cast

Billy Mack - Bill Nighy
Engineer - Rory MacGregor
Jamie - Colin Firth
Jamie's Girlfriend - Sienna Guillory