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Daniel!

Daniel! - I have a plan.- Thank the Lord. Tell me. - Well, girls love musicians, don't...

Love Actually • 2003

Daniel! - I have a plan.- Thank the Lord. Tell me. - Well, girls love musicians, don't they?- Uh-huh. - Even the weird ones get girlfriends.- That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake,Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concertat the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the bandand played superbly, she might fall in love with me.What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvioustiny little baby little hiccup. - I don't play a musical instrument?- Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail

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Daniel

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I have a plan Thank the Lord Tell me

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Well girls love musicians don't they Uh huh

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Even the weird ones get girlfriends That's right

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Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once

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For God's sake Ringo Starr married a Bond girl

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Whatever There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it

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I thought if I was in the band and played superbly

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she might fall in love with me What do you think

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I think it's brilliant I think it's stellar

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Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup

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I don't play a musical instrument Yes sir

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A tiny insignificant detail

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دانيال

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لدي خطة شكرا لله اخبرني بها

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البنات تحب الموسيقى اليس كذلك اذن

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حتى الغريبين لديهم صديقات هذا صحيح

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بالتأكيد حتى لو سنحت الفرصة لمرة واحدة

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رينجو ستار تزوج من فتاة مشهورة

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مهما يكن سيكون هناك حفلة موسيقية كبيرة في نهاية الفصل وستكون جوانا فيها

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اعتقد لو اني اشتركت بالفرقة واديت اداء رائع

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لربما تقع في حبي ما رأيك

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فكرة مذهلة اعتقد انها رائعة

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ما عدا لو انك لعبت دورا صغيرا لطفل رضيع

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لن اعزف باداة موسيقية نعم سيدي

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بدون تفاصيل تافهه

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J'ai un plan

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Dieu soit loué Dis moi

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Les filles adorent les musiciens

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Même les moches C'est vrai

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Meatloaf a eu au moins une nana

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Ringo Starr a épousé une James Bond girl

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Y a un concert à la fin du trimestre et Joanna va chanter

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Si je fais partie du groupe et que je joue comme un dieu

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elle peut tomber amoureuse de moi Alors

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C'est génial grandiose

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A part un seul tout petit problème

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Je joue pas d'instrument

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Détail insignifiant

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Daniel

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Ich hab eine Idee Gott sei Dank Raus damit

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Mädchen stehen auf Musiker richtig

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Selbst die schrägsten Typen haben 'ne Freundin

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Selbst Meat Loaf hatte mindestens eine Frau im Bett

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Ringo Starr heiratete ein Bond Girl

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Jedenfalls gibt's Ende des Schuljahres ein Konzert und Joanna singt

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Ich dachte wenn ich in der Band mitmache und absolut super spiele

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vielleicht verliebt sie sich in mich Wie findest du das

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Ich finde es fantastisch einfach genial

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Abgesehen von einem winzigen Haken der uns sicher nicht zu stören braucht

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Dass ich kein Instrument spiele Ja Sir

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Ein winziges unbedeutendes Detail

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Terima kasih Pak Akan kupikirkan

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Pikirkanlah SAS itu sangat menawan

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Bengis pembunuh yang terlatih hanya tinggal ditelpon saja

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Oh Tuhan

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Apa kau punya masalah seperti ini

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Yeah tentu saja kau punya kau perempuan nakal

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Ayo Kita bisa memecahkan masalah ini

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Ingat aku juga pernah kecil

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Jadi ayo dia seseorang di sekolah Betul

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Yeah Uh huh Bagus bagus

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Dan apa perasaan dia cewek dia cowok padamu

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DIA cewek bahkan tak tahu namaku

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Dan bahkan jika dia tahu dia akan meremehkanku

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Dia cewek paling keren di sekolah

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Дэниел

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У меня есть план Слава Богу

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Расскажи

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Девушки любят музыкантов Aга

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Даже у самых странных есть девушки Это верно

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Все они с кем то встречаются

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Ринго Стар женился на девушке снявшейся в фильме про Бонда

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Неважно

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В конце четверти будет концерт Джоанна в нем участвует

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Вот если бы меня приняли в ансамбль и если бы я классно сыграл

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она наверное в меня бы влюбилась Что скажешь

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Знаешь это блестяще Просто гениально

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Но есть одна очевидная малюсенькая крошечная загвоздка

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Я не играю на инструменте Да сэр

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С этим я как нибудь справлюсь

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Daniel

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Tengo un plan Gracias a Dios

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Cuenta

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A las chicas les gustan los músicos no

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Hasta los muy raros consiguen ligar

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Meat Loaf echó al menos un polvo

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Ringo Starr se casó con una chica Bond

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Ya Hay un concierto al final del trimestre y Joanna participa

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Y pensé que si yo estuviera en el grupo y tocara genial

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podría enamorarse de mí Qué te parece

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Me parece brillante Me parece estelar

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Salvo por un obvio diminuto e insignificante detalle

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Que no toco ningún instrumento Sí señor

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Un detalle insignificante

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

15,936

Timestamp in Movie

01:03:12

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance, drama

Production

Working Title Films,DNA Films,Universal Pictures,StudioCanal

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Movie Summary

'Love Actually' follows the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives, in various loosely and interrelated tales, all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.