So, uh, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas Number One,...
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Mikey, DJ interviewer:How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff?Billy Mack:Oh come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.Billy Mack:But wouldn't it be great if Number One this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters, come Christmas Day... they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls, and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.Mikey, DJ interviewer:I think you're referring to 'If you really love Christmas... 'Billy Mack:'Come on and let it snow...?' Ouch!Mikey, DJ interviewer:So, uh, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas Number One, 'Christmas Is All Around.' Thank you, Billy. After this, the news. Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
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How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff
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Come on Mikey you know as well as I do the record's crap
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But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas
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wasn't some smug teenager
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but an old ex heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price
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Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked
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with a cute bird balancing on their balls
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and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe
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ugliest man in the world
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fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off
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So if you believe in Father Christmas children like your Uncle Billy does
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buy my festering turd of a record
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And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness
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of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line
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I think you're referring to
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If you really love Christmas
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Come on and let it snow Ouch
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So here it is one more time
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the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one
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Christmas Is All Around Thank you Billy After this the news
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Is the new prime minister in trouble already
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Movie Summary
'Love Actually' follows the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives, in various loosely and interrelated tales, all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.
Actors
Mikey
Dj Interviewer
