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Love Actually

Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

Prime Minister:Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

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Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
768
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:20
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance, drama
Production
Working Title Films,DNA Films,Universal Pictures,StudioCanal

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Movie Summary

'Love Actually' follows the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives, in various loosely and interrelated tales, all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.

Actors

Hugh Grant
The Prime Minister
Hugh Grant
Right. Yeah, come in. - Love Actually 00:08
Right. Yeah, come in.
- These are from the Treasury... - Love Actually 00:24
- These are from the Treasury...
God, come on, get a grip. - Love Actually 00:29
God, come on, get a grip.
So what do you reckon to our new prime ministerOh I like him I can't understand why he's not married thoughYou know the type he's married to his jobEither that or gay as a picnic basket - Love Actually 00:16
So what do you reckon to our new prime ministerOh I like him...
I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure, it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to. - Love Actually 00:18
I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure, it's...
Exciting news WhatI've bought a ticket to the States I'm off in three weeksNo YesTo a fantastic place called Wisconsin NoYes Wisconsin babes here comes Sir ColinNo Col There are a few babes in America I grant youbut they're going out with rich attractive - Love Actually 00:51
Exciting news WhatI've bought a ticket to the States...
Right the Christmas party not my favourite night of the yearand your unhappy job to organiseTell me It's basic reallyFind a venue over order on the drinks bulk buy the guacamoleand advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled - Love Actually 00:19
Right the Christmas party not my favourite night of the...
No I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe hoping to be kissed - Love Actually 00:07
No I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe hoping to...
I'm afraid that there's something really wrong you knowI mean clearly it's about his mumbut Christ he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I knowAt the age of 11Well maybe not his eyeballs then Maybe just his veins - Love Actually 00:20
I'm afraid that there's something really wrong you...
It's just such a ridiculous waste. - Love Actually 00:27
It's just such a ridiculous waste.
So what's the problem SamuelIs it just Mum or is it something else huhMaybe schoolAre you being bulliedOr is it something worseCan you give me any clues at allYou really want to know I really want to knowEven though you won't be able to helpEven if that's - Love Actually 01:27
So what's the problem SamuelIs it just Mum or is it...
Yeah, absolutely. - Love Actually 00:08
Yeah, absolutely.
Alone againNaturally - Love Actually 00:07
Alone againNaturally
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunksNot a nice guy actually in the endNoYou know ermbeing Prime Minister I could just have him murderedThank you sir I'll think about itDo The SAS are absolutely charmingRuthless trained killers - Love Actually 00:37
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of...
You know, erm... - Love Actually 00:20
You know, erm...
Oh, God. - Love Actually 00:51
Oh, God.
Did you have this kind of problemYeah course you did you saucy minx - Love Actually 00:09
Did you have this kind of problemYeah course you did you...
Hi there and welcome back. - Love Actually 00:42
Hi there and welcome back.
Yeah I understand you've got a prize for our competition winnersYes I have Ant or DecIt's a personalised felt tip pen - Love Actually 00:12
Yeah I understand you've got a prize for our...
- Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. - Love Actually 00:30
- Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy.