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'This must be very exciting for you fighting for the Christmas number one'How's it looking so far ' 'Very bad indeed'Blue are outselling me five to one'but I'm hoping for a late surge'And if I reach
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Love Actually

*That'll* never make Number One!

Parky:
This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas Number One. How's it looking so far?Billy Mack:Very bad indeed... Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach Number One, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.Parky:Do you mean that?Billy Mack:Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview, you old flirt?Parky:*That'll* never make Number One!

Full Transcript

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'This must be very exciting for you fighting for the Christmas number one
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'How's it looking so far ' 'Very bad indeed
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'Blue are outselling me five to one
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'but I'm hoping for a late surge
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'And if I reach number one
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'I promise to sing a song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve '
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'Do you mean that ' 'Of course I do Michael
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'Do you want a preview You old flirt '
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'That'll never make number one '
Available in 7 languages
Duration
38 seconds
Views
12,133
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:51
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
Production
Working Title Films,DNA Films,Universal Pictures,StudioCanal

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Movie Summary

'Love Actually' follows the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives, in various loosely and interrelated tales, all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.

Actors

Bill Nighy
Billy Mack
Hugh Grant
The Prime Minister