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Hey LisaHer name's not Lisa I know I knowBut if every time I say Hey Lisathen eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like you knowMy name's not Lisa it's Jennifer or whatever and I'll do a big

Love & Other Drugs

Damn!

Love & Other Drugs • 2010

Jamie Randall:
Hey, Lisa.Bruce Winston:Her name's not Lisa.Jamie Randall:I know. I know. But, if everytime I say "Hey, Lisa", then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, "My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer"... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling". And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake.Bruce Winston:Damn!

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Hey Lisa

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Her name's not Lisa I know I know

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But if every time I say Hey Lisa

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then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like you know

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My name's not Lisa it's Jennifer or whatever and I'll do a big apology

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and I'll say I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling

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And from then on Jennifer or whatever her name is

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will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her who I rejected

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She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval

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and from then on it's cake

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Damn

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مرحبا يا ليزا

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إسمها ليس ليزا أنا أعرف أعرف ذلك

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أعتقد أنه عندما أستمر بقول مرحبا يا ليز فإنها سوف ترد علي إن إسمي ليس ليزا

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إسمي جينفير أو أي شيء

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و أنا أقوم بالإعتذار منها و أقول إعتقدت أنك ليزا الغضبانة مني لعدم الإتصال بها

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وعندها جينفير أو أين كان إسمها تعتقد أنني صاحبت فتاة مثلها

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و قمت برفضها و بالتالي بوعيها الداخلي تبدأ بشعور الحاجة لمصاحبتي

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و عندها أفوز بكل سهولة اللعنة

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Salut Lisa

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Elle s'appelle pas Lisa Je sais

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Mais si je l'appelle Lisa

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un jour elle me dira Je m'appelle Jennifer ou autre

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Je m'excuserai platement

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Je dirai Je t'ai prise pour une Lisa que je devais rappeler

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Après ça Jennifer ou autre

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croira ressembler à une ex que j'ai quittée

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Inconsciemment elle voudra me plaire et c'est gagné

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Putain

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Hallo Lisa

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Sie heißt nicht Lisa Ich weiß

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Aber wenn ich jedes Mal Hallo Lisa sage

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sagt sie irgendwann zu mir

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Ich heiße nicht Lisa sondern Jennifer dann entschuldige ich mich

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und sage Ich dachte du seist die Lisa die sauer ist dass ich nicht anrufe

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Und von da an denkt Jennifer oder wie immer sie heißt

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dass ich eine versetzt habe die aussieht wie sie

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Das erweckt in ihr das Verlangen mir zu gefallen

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und von da an ist es ein Kinderspiel

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Verdammt

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Hei Lisa

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Namanya bukan Lisa Aku tahu

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Tapi jika setiap kali aku panggil Hei Lisa

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akhirnya dia akan mendatangiku dan berkata

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Namaku bukan Lisa tapi Jennifer atau apa pun dan aku akan meminta maaf

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dan berkata Kupikir kau Lisa yang marah karena aku tak menelepon

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Dari situ Jennifer atau siapa pun namanya

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akan berpikir bahwa aku mengencani gadis yang mirip dengannya yang aku tolak

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Tanpa sadar dia akan merasa perlu mendapat persetujuan dariku

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dan dari situ semuanya mudah

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Sialan

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Эй Лиза

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Она не Лиза Я знаю Знаю

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Но если я буду говорить Эй Лиза то как нибудь она подойдет и скажет

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Знаешь меня зовут не Лиза а Дженнифер

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и я извинюсь и скажу

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Я думал ты Лиза и злишься что я не звоню

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И тогда Дженнифер или как там ее решит

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что моя бывшая похожа на нее И я бросил ее

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У нее возникнет желание завоевать меня и она моя

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Черт

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Hola Lisa

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No se llama Lisa Lo sé

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Pero si siempre la llamo Lisa

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finalmente vendrá y me dirá

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Mi nombre no es Lisa sino Jennifer o lo que sea y yo me disculparé

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y diré Creí que eras Lisa y estabas enojada porque no te llamé

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Y de allí en más Jennifer o como sea que se llame

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pensará que salí con alguien parecida a ella que rechacé

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Necesitará inconscientemente mi aprobación

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y de allí en más es fácil

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Available in 7 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

8,021

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:55

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Fox 2000 Pictures,Regency Enterprises,New Regency Pictures,Stuber Pictures,Bedford Falls Productions,Dune Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In 1990s Pittsburgh, a medicine peddler starts a relationship with a young woman suffering from Parkinson's disease.

Actors

Jamie Randall

Jake Gyllenhaal

Bruce Winston