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[Rosenberg approaches Dracula in a restaurant] Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
The second way to kill a vampire, Count; three silver bullets through the heart! Cindy Soundheim:
Jeffrey! [Jeff shoots Dracula three times] Count Dracula:
No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
A werewolf? Really? Are you sure? [Guards start to take him away] Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
[to the guards]
No harm done! The man's all right! This was for a werewolf! No problem! Calm down! Take it easy! I'm a doctor! I know where I'm going!
The second way to kill a vampire, Count; three silver bullets through the heart! Cindy Soundheim:
Jeffrey! [Jeff shoots Dracula three times] Count Dracula:
No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
A werewolf? Really? Are you sure? [Guards start to take him away] Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
[to the guards]
No harm done! The man's all right! This was for a werewolf! No problem! Calm down! Take it easy! I'm a doctor! I know where I'm going!
Full Transcript
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The second way to kill a vampire Count
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Three silver bullets through the heart
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Jeffery
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No Rosenberg
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That is a werewolf
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A werewolf Really Are you sure
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No harm done The man's all right
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This was for a werewolf No problem Calm down Take it easy
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I'm a doctor and I know what I'm doing
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Movie Summary
This vampire spoof has Count Dracula moving to New York to find his Bride, after being forced to move out of his Transylvanian castle. There with the aid of assistant Renfield, he stumbles through typical New York city life situat...
