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"Love and Death" quotes

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Boris is a simple Russian villager who pines from afar for his beautiful cousin Sonja. Forced against his will into joining the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars, the cowardly Boris accidentally becomes a military hero. But when his beloved Sonja comes to him with a dangerous patriotic scheme, Boris debates his desires and beliefs.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: United Artists
Genre: history, comedy
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 89/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 18 Jul 1975
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination.

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SonjaCountess AlexandrovnaBorisNapoleonMotherDeathYoung BorisSoldierDrill SergeantGen. LevequeFatherNatashaAntonAnton InbedkovBoris GrushenkoMikhailSergeantSoldiersAnnaVladimir MaximovitchFather AndreWoman Hygiene ClassDoctorDon FranciscoSecondPierre
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Morality is subjective - Love and Death 01:01 Morality is subjective Oddly enough - Love and Death 00:46 Oddly enough Absolutely incredible - Love and Death 01:23 Absolutely incredible And what would you think if I suddenly put my arms around you - Love and Death 01:09 And what would you think if I suddenly put my arms around... Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy sauces - Love and Death 00:48 Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy... I must have you - Love and Death 00:18 I must have you I was never interested - Love and Death 00:48 I was never interested It is so beautiful - Love and Death 00:16 It is so beautiful Not to love is to suffer - Love and Death 00:32 Not to love is to suffer You are the greatest lover I've ever had - Love and Death 00:08 You are the greatest lover I've ever had Sex without love is an empty experience - Love and Death 00:12 Sex without love is an empty experience So who is to say what is moral - Love and Death 00:20 So who is to say what is moral This is an honor for me - Love and Death 00:28 This is an honor for me The question is - Love and Death 01:11 The question is You were my one great love - Love and Death 00:16 You were my one great love But murder - Love and Death 00:52 But murder Nothingness - Love and Death 00:14 Nothingness If it turns out that there IS a God - Love and Death 00:11 If it turns out that there IS a God He'll go and he'll fight - Love and Death 00:11 He'll go and he'll fight You're an interesting young man - Love and Death 00:09 You're an interesting young man He was from my village - Love and Death 00:08 He was from my village There are many different kinds of love - Love and Death 00:12 There are many different kinds of love I'm so unhappy - Love and Death 00:28 I'm so unhappy What prevents you from murdering somebody - Love and Death 00:38 What prevents you from murdering somebody Three is next - Love and Death 00:09 Three is next If only God would give me some sign - Love and Death 00:23 If only God would give me some sign Are you scared of dying - Love and Death 00:13 Are you scared of dying Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed - Love and Death 00:16 Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it... I know I could have been a better wife to you - Love and Death 00:12 I know I could have been a better wife to you In addition to our summer and winter estate - Love and Death 00:11 In addition to our summer and winter estate Violence is justified in the service of mankind - Love and Death 00:10 Violence is justified in the service of mankind They call me mad - Love and Death 00:13 They call me mad You're a coward - Love and Death 00:05 You're a coward We'll do it now - Love and Death 00:13 We'll do it now At last a chance to taste the glories of battle - Love and Death 00:09 At last a chance to taste the glories of battle One of each - Love and Death 00:05 One of each You can't be serious - Love and Death 00:09 You can't be serious You're disgusting - Love and Death 00:08 You're disgusting Remember that nice boy next door - Love and Death 00:29 Remember that nice boy next door From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine - Love and Death 00:07 From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine I was walking through the woods - Love and Death 00:08 I was walking through the woods I can't shower with other men - Love and Death 00:04 I can't shower with other men The idea is not to panic and run - Love and Death 00:12 The idea is not to panic and run Passive resistance - Love and Death 00:06 Passive resistance I truly think this is the best of all possible worlds - Love and Death 00:08 I truly think this is the best of all possible worlds Father Boris is trying to commit suicide - Love and Death 00:10 Father Boris is trying to commit suicide Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon - Love and Death 00:18 Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon And a dictator - Love and Death 00:06 And a dictator Too sentimental - Love and Death 00:23 Too sentimental I was praying - Love and Death 00:05 I was praying Would you like some wine - Love and Death 00:11 Would you like some wine There's been a mistake - Love and Death 00:08 There's been a mistake I'm not killed tomorrow - Love and Death 00:09 I'm not killed tomorrow My bedroom at midnight - Love and Death 00:15 My bedroom at midnight Isn't he the young coward all St - Love and Death 00:08 Isn't he the young coward all St I never want to marry - Love and Death 00:08 I never want to marry Shall we say pistols at dawn - Love and Death 00:06 Shall we say pistols at dawn He kissed me - Love and Death 00:08 He kissed me Lots of wheat - Love and Death 00:08 Lots of wheat What is this - Love and Death 00:06 What is this I have a few eccentricities - Love and Death 00:09 I have a few eccentricities We have to take our possessions and flee - Love and Death 00:08 We have to take our possessions and flee More cream - Love and Death 00:07 More cream If we kill more Frenchmen - Love and Death 00:11 If we kill more Frenchmen I'll go to your room - Love and Death 00:06 I'll go to your room Starting back to back - Love and Death 00:21 Starting back to back Do you find me attractive as a man - Love and Death 00:06 Do you find me attractive as a man I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than Russia - Love and Death 00:07 I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than... You're praying for Ivan - Love and Death 01:01 You're praying for Ivan I know but murder The most foul of all crimes - Love and Death 00:47 I know but murder The most foul of all crimes Ah I must have you - Love and Death 00:07 Ah I must have you What would you think if I told you - Love and Death 00:30 What would you think if I told you We just ate Your skin it is so beautiful - Love and Death 00:07 We just ate Your skin it is so beautiful Look at this hole - Love and Death 00:15 Look at this hole All right Let's say that there is no God - Love and Death 00:38 All right Let's say that there is no God Shall we WHAT to the bed - Love and Death 00:08 Shall we WHAT to the bed Where did you go to finishing school - Love and Death 00:05 Where did you go to finishing school If you so much as come near the Countess - Love and Death 00:14 If you so much as come near the Countess Don Francisco - Love and Death 00:12 Don Francisco God is testing us - Love and Death 00:09 God is testing us Oh it was weak I was never interested - Love and Death 00:13 Oh it was weak I was never interested Two of them - Love and Death 00:17 Two of them And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death - Love and Death 00:12 And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I got a perfect build for clothes - Love and Death 00:05 I got a perfect build for clothes Our brother has a yellow streak down his back - Love and Death 00:06 Our brother has a yellow streak down his back That's jejune Jejune - Love and Death 00:12 That's jejune Jejune Old Nehamkin - Love and Death 00:08 Old Nehamkin We would like to show you this little hygiene play - Love and Death 01:09 We would like to show you this little hygiene play I hope you had a good time - Love and Death 00:42 I hope you had a good time
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Cast

Boris - Woody Allen
Sonja - Diane Keaton
Old Nehamkin - Georges Adet
Drill Sergeant - Frank Adu
Priest - Edmond Ardisson
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