"Love and Death" quotes

Love and Death poster
In czarist Russia, a neurotic soldier and his distant cousin formulate a plot to assassinate Napoleon.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: United Artists
Genre: comedy, war
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 89/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 18 Jul 1975
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination.

87 Clips

It is so beautiful - Love and Death 00:16
It is so beautiful
Isn't he the young coward all St - Love and Death 00:26
Isn't he the young coward all St
Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed - Love and Death 00:53
Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never...
In addition to our summer and winter estate - Love and Death 00:36
In addition to our summer and winter estate
I'm so unhappy - Love and Death 01:08
I'm so unhappy
I'm not killed tomorrow - Love and Death 00:25
I'm not killed tomorrow
I'll go to your room - Love and Death 00:15
I'll go to your room
If you so much as come near the Countess - Love and Death 00:42
If you so much as come near the Countess
If it turns out that there IS a God - Love and Death 00:37
If it turns out that there IS a God
If only God would give me some sign - Love and Death 00:58
If only God would give me some sign
If we kill more Frenchmen - Love and Death 00:21
If we kill more Frenchmen
I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than Russia - Love and Death 00:22
I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than...
I was walking through the woods - Love and Death 00:31
I was walking through the woods
I truly think this is the best of all possible worlds - Love and Death 00:25
I truly think this is the best of all possible worlds
Two of them - Love and Death 00:30
Two of them
I was praying - Love and Death 00:24
I was praying
I never want to marry - Love and Death 00:17
I never want to marry
I was never interested - Love and Death 00:48
I was never interested
I must have you - Love and Death 00:18
I must have you
I know I could have been a better wife to you - Love and Death 00:30
I know I could have been a better wife to you
I don't know - Love and Death 00:45
I don't know
I hope you had a good time - Love and Death 01:06
I hope you had a good time
I have a few eccentricities - Love and Death 00:28
I have a few eccentricities
I got a perfect build for clothes - Love and Death 00:19
I got a perfect build for clothes
You're praying for Ivan - Love and Death 01:28
You're praying for Ivan
You're disgusting - Love and Death 00:21
You're disgusting
You're an interesting young man - Love and Death 00:22
You're an interesting young man
You're a coward - Love and Death 00:15
You're a coward
You want a dishonorable discharge - Love and Death 00:19
You want a dishonorable discharge
You were my one great love - Love and Death 00:41
You were my one great love
I can't shower with other men - Love and Death 00:13
I can't shower with other men
He'll go and he'll fight - Love and Death 00:24
He'll go and he'll fight
He kissed me - Love and Death 00:31
He kissed me
He was from my village - Love and Death 00:20
He was from my village
Great voice - Love and Death 00:38
Great voice
God is testing us - Love and Death 00:22
God is testing us
From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine - Love and Death 00:24
From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine
From dry cleaning - Love and Death 00:18
From dry cleaning
Forgive my haste - Love and Death 00:28
Forgive my haste
Don Francisco - Love and Death 00:31
Don Francisco
Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy sauces - Love and Death 00:48
Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy...
Do you find me attractive as a man - Love and Death 00:20
Do you find me attractive as a man
But murder - Love and Death 02:01
But murder
Are you scared of dying - Love and Death 00:28
Are you scared of dying
And what would you think if I suddenly put my arms around you - Love and Death 01:09
And what would you think if I suddenly put my arms around...
And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death - Love and Death 00:45
And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
And form an alliance with the crown - Love and Death 00:24
And form an alliance with the crown
And a dictator - Love and Death 00:23
And a dictator
Absolutely incredible - Love and Death 01:23
Absolutely incredible
You can't be serious - Love and Death 00:42
You can't be serious
You are the greatest lover I've ever had - Love and Death 00:22
You are the greatest lover I've ever had
Would you like some wine - Love and Death 00:27
Would you like some wine
Where did you go to finishing school - Love and Death 00:18
Where did you go to finishing school
What is this - Love and Death 00:13
What is this
What prevents you from murdering somebody - Love and Death 02:01
What prevents you from murdering somebody
We'll do it now - Love and Death 00:36
We'll do it now
We would like to show you this little hygiene play - Love and Death 02:56
We would like to show you this little hygiene play
We have to take our possessions and flee - Love and Death 00:32
We have to take our possessions and flee
Violence is justified in the service of mankind - Love and Death 00:28
Violence is justified in the service of mankind
Too sentimental - Love and Death 00:28
Too sentimental
Three is next - Love and Death 00:16
Three is next
This is good champagne - Love and Death 00:23
This is good champagne
This Anton Inbedkov - Love and Death 00:41
This Anton Inbedkov
This is an honor for me - Love and Death 01:42
This is an honor for me
They call me mad - Love and Death 00:29
They call me mad
There's been a mistake - Love and Death 00:12
There's been a mistake
There are many different kinds of love - Love and Death 00:33
There are many different kinds of love
The question is - Love and Death 03:02
The question is
The idea is not to panic and run - Love and Death 00:43
The idea is not to panic and run
That night - Love and Death 03:11
That night
Starting back to back - Love and Death 00:32
Starting back to back
Shall we WHAT to the bed - Love and Death 00:16
Shall we WHAT to the bed
Shall we say pistols at dawn - Love and Death 00:25
Shall we say pistols at dawn
Sex without love is an empty experience - Love and Death 00:25
Sex without love is an empty experience
Remember that nice boy next door - Love and Death 01:06
Remember that nice boy next door
Passive resistance - Love and Death 00:22
Passive resistance
Our brother has a yellow streak down his back - Love and Death 00:22
Our brother has a yellow streak down his back
One of each - Love and Death 00:15
One of each
Old Nehamkin - Love and Death 00:17
Old Nehamkin
Oddly enough - Love and Death 00:46
Oddly enough
Nothingness - Love and Death 00:25
Nothingness
Not to love is to suffer - Love and Death 01:18
Not to love is to suffer
My bedroom at midnight - Love and Death 00:28
My bedroom at midnight
More cream - Love and Death 00:20
More cream
Morality is subjective - Love and Death 01:01
Morality is subjective
Lots of wheat - Love and Death 00:19
Lots of wheat
Look at this hole - Love and Death 00:37
Look at this hole

Cast

Boris - Woody Allen
Sonja - Diane Keaton
Old Nehamkin - Georges Adet
Drill Sergeant - Frank Adu
Waiter - Albert Augier
Rimsky (as Yves Barsaco) - Yves Barsacq
Don Francisco - Lloyd Battista
General Lecoq - Jack Berard
Woman Hygiene Class - Eva Betrand
Doctor - George Birt
Servant (as Gerard Buhr) - Gérard Buhr
Dimitri - Brian Coburn
Minskov - Henri Coutet
Cheerleader - Patricia Crown
Ivan (as Henry Czarniak) - Henri Czarniak
Soldier 2 (as Sandor Eles) - Sandor Elès
Grandmother - Luce Fabiole
Uncle Nikolai - Florian
Ludmilla - Jacqueline Fogt
Voskovec - Sol Frieder
Countess Alexandrovna - Olga Georges-Picot
Anton - Harold Gould
Uncle Sasha - Harry Hankin
Natasha - Jessica Harper
Vladimir Maximovitch - Tony Jay
Pierre - Tutte Lemkow
Krapotkin - Jack Lenoir
Father Andre - Leib Lensky
Olga (as Ann Lonnberg) - Anne Lonnberg
1st Baker - Roger Lumont
Young Boris - Alfred Lutter III
Raskov (as Ed Marcus) - Edward Marcus
Second - Jacques Maury
Cheerleader - Narcissa McKinley
Soldier 4 - Aubrey Morris
Spanish Countess - Denise Péron
Guard - Alan Rossett
Borslov - Shimen Ruskin
Berdykov (as Persival Russel) - Percival Russel
Joseph - Chris Sanders
Father - Zvee Scooler
Father Nikolai - C.A.R. Smith
Soldier - Fred Smith
Soldier 3 - Bernard Taylor
Jacques (as Clement-Thierry) - Clément Thierry
Sergeant - Alan Tilvern
Napoleon - James Tolkan
Madame Wolfe (as Helene Vallier) - Hélène Vallier
General Leveque - Howard Vernon
Soldier 1 - Glenn Williams
Sushkin - Jacob Witkin
Bit Part - Rebecca Potok
Death - Norman Rose