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"Love and Death" quotes

Love and Death poster
Boris is a simple Russian villager who pines from afar for his beautiful cousin Sonja. Forced against his will into joining the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars, the cowardly Boris accidentally becomes a military hero. But when his beloved Sonja comes to him with a dangerous patriotic scheme, Boris debates his desires and beliefs.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: United Artists
Genre: history, comedy
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 89/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 18 Jul 1975
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination.
Boris Yes - Love and Death 00:40 Boris Yes That night - Love and Death 01:04 That night Great voice - Love and Death 00:30 Great voice This is good champagne - Love and Death 00:06 This is good champagne And form an alliance with the crown - Love and Death 00:11 And form an alliance with the crown I don't know - Love and Death 00:15 I don't know This Anton Inbedkov - Love and Death 00:18 This Anton Inbedkov And you Sonja my God you look more beautiful standing here - Love and Death 00:06 And you Sonja my God you look more beautiful standing here From dry cleaning - Love and Death 00:05 From dry cleaning You want a dishonorable discharge - Love and Death 00:05 You want a dishonorable discharge Forgive my haste - Love and Death 00:12 Forgive my haste I hope you had a good time - Love and Death 00:42 I hope you had a good time We would like to show you this little hygiene play - Love and Death 01:09 We would like to show you this little hygiene play Old Nehamkin - Love and Death 00:08 Old Nehamkin That's jejune Jejune - Love and Death 00:12 That's jejune Jejune Our brother has a yellow streak down his back - Love and Death 00:06 Our brother has a yellow streak down his back I got a perfect build for clothes - Love and Death 00:05 I got a perfect build for clothes And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death - Love and Death 00:12 And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death Two of them - Love and Death 00:17 Two of them Oh it was weak I was never interested - Love and Death 00:13 Oh it was weak I was never interested God is testing us - Love and Death 00:09 God is testing us Don Francisco - Love and Death 00:12 Don Francisco If you so much as come near the Countess - Love and Death 00:14 If you so much as come near the Countess Where did you go to finishing school - Love and Death 00:05 Where did you go to finishing school Shall we WHAT to the bed - Love and Death 00:08 Shall we WHAT to the bed All right Let's say that there is no God - Love and Death 00:38 All right Let's say that there is no God Look at this hole - Love and Death 00:15 Look at this hole We just ate Your skin it is so beautiful - Love and Death 00:07 We just ate Your skin it is so beautiful What would you think if I told you - Love and Death 00:30 What would you think if I told you Ah I must have you - Love and Death 00:07 Ah I must have you I know but murder The most foul of all crimes - Love and Death 00:47 I know but murder The most foul of all crimes You're praying for Ivan - Love and Death 01:01 You're praying for Ivan I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than Russia - Love and Death 00:07 I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than... Do you find me attractive as a man - Love and Death 00:06 Do you find me attractive as a man Starting back to back - Love and Death 00:21 Starting back to back I'll go to your room - Love and Death 00:06 I'll go to your room If we kill more Frenchmen - Love and Death 00:11 If we kill more Frenchmen More cream - Love and Death 00:07 More cream We have to take our possessions and flee - Love and Death 00:08 We have to take our possessions and flee I have a few eccentricities - Love and Death 00:09 I have a few eccentricities What is this - Love and Death 00:06 What is this Lots of wheat - Love and Death 00:08 Lots of wheat He kissed me - Love and Death 00:08 He kissed me Shall we say pistols at dawn - Love and Death 00:06 Shall we say pistols at dawn I never want to marry - Love and Death 00:08 I never want to marry Isn't he the young coward all St - Love and Death 00:08 Isn't he the young coward all St My bedroom at midnight - Love and Death 00:15 My bedroom at midnight I'm not killed tomorrow - Love and Death 00:09 I'm not killed tomorrow There's been a mistake - Love and Death 00:08 There's been a mistake Would you like some wine - Love and Death 00:11 Would you like some wine I was praying - Love and Death 00:05 I was praying Too sentimental - Love and Death 00:23 Too sentimental And a dictator - Love and Death 00:06 And a dictator Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon - Love and Death 00:18 Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon Father Boris is trying to commit suicide - Love and Death 00:10 Father Boris is trying to commit suicide I truly think this is the best of all possible worlds - Love and Death 00:08 I truly think this is the best of all possible worlds Passive resistance - Love and Death 00:06 Passive resistance The idea is not to panic and run - Love and Death 00:12 The idea is not to panic and run I can't shower with other men - Love and Death 00:04 I can't shower with other men I was walking through the woods - Love and Death 00:08 I was walking through the woods From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine - Love and Death 00:07 From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine Remember that nice boy next door - Love and Death 00:29 Remember that nice boy next door You're disgusting - Love and Death 00:08 You're disgusting You can't be serious - Love and Death 00:09 You can't be serious One of each - Love and Death 00:05 One of each At last a chance to taste the glories of battle - Love and Death 00:09 At last a chance to taste the glories of battle We'll do it now - Love and Death 00:13 We'll do it now You're a coward - Love and Death 00:05 You're a coward They call me mad - Love and Death 00:13 They call me mad Violence is justified in the service of mankind - Love and Death 00:10 Violence is justified in the service of mankind In addition to our summer and winter estate - Love and Death 00:11 In addition to our summer and winter estate I know I could have been a better wife to you - Love and Death 00:12 I know I could have been a better wife to you Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed - Love and Death 00:16 Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it... Are you scared of dying - Love and Death 00:13 Are you scared of dying If only God would give me some sign - Love and Death 00:23 If only God would give me some sign Three is next - Love and Death 00:09 Three is next What prevents you from murdering somebody - Love and Death 00:38 What prevents you from murdering somebody I'm so unhappy - Love and Death 00:28 I'm so unhappy There are many different kinds of love - Love and Death 00:12 There are many different kinds of love

Cast

Boris - Woody Allen
Sonja - Diane Keaton
Old Nehamkin - Georges Adet
Drill Sergeant - Frank Adu