All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual....
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[Boris is standing, looking at Napoleon, who's lying unconcious on the floor]
Boris:
If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... the most foul of all crimes. What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers.
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If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe
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But murder
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What would Socrates say
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All those Greeks were homosexuals
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Boy they must've had some wild parties
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I bet they all took a house together on Crete for the summer
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A Socrates is a man
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B all men are mortal
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C all men are Socrates
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That means all men are homosexuals
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Oh I'm not a homosexual
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SCOFFS Once some Cossacks whistled at me
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I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions
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But uh you know some men are heterosexual
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and some men are bisexual
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and some men don't think about sex at all you know They become lawyers
Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 348
Timestamp in movie: 01h 12m 08s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: history, comedy
Summary: Boris is a simple Russian villager who pines from afar for his beautiful cousin Sonja. Forced against his will into joining the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars, the cowardly Boris accidentally becomes a military hero. But when his beloved Sonja comes to him with a dangerous patriotic scheme, Boris debates his desires and beliefs.
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