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Boris:
That night, as I was burying bodies, I had another mystical experience. Mercifully, God was on our side. It could have gone a lot worse if he wasn't. It might have rained. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Grushenko! Boris:
Vladimir Maximovitch. You're alive. Vladimir Maximovitch:
No, I'm dead. Look at this hole. Boris:
Oh, does it hurt? Vladimir Maximovitch:
I feel nothing. Boris:
You don't look so bad for a guy who's dead. I think it agrees with you. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Listen, do me a favor. Boris:
Anything. Vladimir Maximovitch:
This engagement ring, I was gonna give it to my girlfriend. A surprise. Boris:
You want me to give it to her? Vladimir Maximovitch:
No, what's the point? Take it back to the jeweler's in Smolensk. Vladimir Petroshnik. Tell him I'm dead and get a refund. Boris:
OK. What did you give him for this? Vladimir Maximovitch:
100 rubles. Boris:
For this you gave him 100 rubles? Vladimir Maximovitch:
This is a diamond with two baguettes... Boris:
This is insane! I could have gotten you this ring for 50 rubles. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Never that ring. Never. Boris:
The exact same ring. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Anyway. Listen, take the deposit. Go to Kiev. Boris:
Right. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Give it to a woman, Natasha Petrovna. Boris:
Right. OK. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Get a receipt. Make sure you Get a receipt. Boris:
Why do you need that? You're dead. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Tax purposes. Boris:
Oh! Good thinking
That night, as I was burying bodies, I had another mystical experience. Mercifully, God was on our side. It could have gone a lot worse if he wasn't. It might have rained. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Grushenko! Boris:
Vladimir Maximovitch. You're alive. Vladimir Maximovitch:
No, I'm dead. Look at this hole. Boris:
Oh, does it hurt? Vladimir Maximovitch:
I feel nothing. Boris:
You don't look so bad for a guy who's dead. I think it agrees with you. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Listen, do me a favor. Boris:
Anything. Vladimir Maximovitch:
This engagement ring, I was gonna give it to my girlfriend. A surprise. Boris:
You want me to give it to her? Vladimir Maximovitch:
No, what's the point? Take it back to the jeweler's in Smolensk. Vladimir Petroshnik. Tell him I'm dead and get a refund. Boris:
OK. What did you give him for this? Vladimir Maximovitch:
100 rubles. Boris:
For this you gave him 100 rubles? Vladimir Maximovitch:
This is a diamond with two baguettes... Boris:
This is insane! I could have gotten you this ring for 50 rubles. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Never that ring. Never. Boris:
The exact same ring. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Anyway. Listen, take the deposit. Go to Kiev. Boris:
Right. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Give it to a woman, Natasha Petrovna. Boris:
Right. OK. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Get a receipt. Make sure you Get a receipt. Boris:
Why do you need that? You're dead. Vladimir Maximovitch:
Tax purposes. Boris:
Oh! Good thinking
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It might've rained
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Grushenko
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Vladimir Maximovitch you're alive
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No I'm dead Look at this hole
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Oh Does it hurt I feel nothing
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You don't look so bad for a guy who's dead
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Actually better than when you were alive I think it agrees with you
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Do me a favor Sure anything
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This engagement ring Uh huh
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I was gonna give it to my girlfriend A surprise
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Oh you want me to give it to her No What's the point
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Take it back to the jeweler's in Smolensk Right
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Petroshkin Vladimir Petroshkin Okay
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Tell him I'm dead and get the deposit back
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Oh okay sure What'd you give him for this
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Sixteen hundred roubles
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For this you gave him 1 600 roubles
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Look this is a diamond I know
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Two little baguettes This is insane
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I could have gotten you this ring for 1200 Not this
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Never Never that ring Same ring The exact same ring
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Never Listen Anyway listen take the deposit
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go to Kiev Right
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Give it to a woman named Natasha Petrovna
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Right Okay Get a receipt Make sure you get a receipt
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Why do you need a receipt You're dead
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Tax purposes Oh good thinking
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Movie Summary
Boris is a simple Russian villager who pines from afar for his beautiful cousin Sonja. Forced against his will into joining the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars, the cowardly Boris accidentally becomes a military hero. But when his beloved Sonja comes to him with a dangerous patriotic scheme, Boris debates his desires and beliefs.

