Have I learned anything about life? Only that... only that human beings are divided into...
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The question is: have I learned anything about life? Only that... only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that, basically, He's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here, I think, is to... to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, you know, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye.
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The question is have I learned anything about life
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Only that Only that human beings are divided into mind and body
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The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations
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like poetry and philosophy
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but the body has all the fun
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The important thing I think is not to be bitter
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You know if it turns out that there is a God I don't think that He's evil
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I think that the worst you could say about Him
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is that basically He's an underachiever
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EXHALES After all you know there are worse things in life than death
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I mean if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman
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you know exactly what I mean
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The key here I think is to not think of death as an end
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but think of it more as a very effective way
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of cutting down on your expenses
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Regarding love SCOFFS
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You know what can you say
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It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count
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It's the quality
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On the other hand
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if the quantity drops below once every eight months
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I would definitely look into it
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Well that's about it for me folks
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 395
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 18s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: history, comedy
Summary: Boris is a simple Russian villager who pines from afar for his beautiful cousin Sonja. Forced against his will into joining the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars, the cowardly Boris accidentally becomes a military hero. But when his beloved Sonja comes to him with a dangerous patriotic scheme, Boris debates his desires and beliefs.
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00:12 Sex without love is an empty experience
00:14 Nothingness
01:01 Morality is subjective
00:28 This is an honor for me
00:16 You were my one great love
00:11 He'll go and he'll fight
00:52 But murder
00:11 If it turns out that there IS a God
00:09 You're an interesting young man
00:08 He was from my village
00:12 There are many different kinds of love
00:38 What prevents you from murdering somebody
00:09 Three is next
00:28 I'm so unhappy
00:13 Are you scared of dying
00:05 You're a coward
00:16 Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it...
00:10 Violence is justified in the service of mankind
00:23 If only God would give me some sign
00:13 They call me mad