No, I went to a brothel once in my life. I got hiccups you know, it was over like that
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Gen. Lecoq:
Now men, because you are all getting a three-day furlough before going into battle, we would like to show you this little hygiene play. [the actors step forward and the play begins] Woman hygiene class:
Goodbye. I hope you had a good time. Soldier:
I did. I had a good time. Oh, what's this sore on my lip? I better see the doctor. [He steps to his right and another actor stands up] Soldier:
Doc, I have this sore on my lip. Doctor:
You have a social disease my friend. Soldier:
Oh my God! Doctor:
If you do not treat it, you will go blind... Or insane! [Applause] Gen. Lecoq:
Well men, that is the end of the play. Have a good time on your furlough and take care of yourselves. Soldier:
Well, what did you think of the play? Boris:
Oh, it was weak. I was never interested. Although the part of the doctor was played with gusto and verve and the girl had a delightful cameo role. A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head. Soldier:
As for me I'm planning to spend the next three days in a brothel. Care to come with me? Boris:
No, I went to a brothel once in my life. I got hiccups you know, it was over like that
Now men, because you are all getting a three-day furlough before going into battle, we would like to show you this little hygiene play. [the actors step forward and the play begins] Woman hygiene class:
Goodbye. I hope you had a good time. Soldier:
I did. I had a good time. Oh, what's this sore on my lip? I better see the doctor. [He steps to his right and another actor stands up] Soldier:
Doc, I have this sore on my lip. Doctor:
You have a social disease my friend. Soldier:
Oh my God! Doctor:
If you do not treat it, you will go blind... Or insane! [Applause] Gen. Lecoq:
Well men, that is the end of the play. Have a good time on your furlough and take care of yourselves. Soldier:
Well, what did you think of the play? Boris:
Oh, it was weak. I was never interested. Although the part of the doctor was played with gusto and verve and the girl had a delightful cameo role. A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head. Soldier:
As for me I'm planning to spend the next three days in a brothel. Care to come with me? Boris:
No, I went to a brothel once in my life. I got hiccups you know, it was over like that
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Now men because you are all getting a three day furlough
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before going into battle
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we would like to show you this little hygiene play
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Goodbye I hope you had a good time I did I had a good time
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Oh what's this sore on my lip I better see the doctor
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Doc I have this sore on my lip
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You have a social disease my friend Oh my God
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If you do not treat it you will go blind or insane
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APPLAUSE
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Well men that is the end of the play
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Have a good time on your furlough but look after yourselves
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Well what did you think of the play
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Oh it was weak I was never interested
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Although the part of the doctor was played with gusto and verve
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and the girl had a delightful cameo role
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A puckish satire of contemporary mores
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a droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head
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Huh As for me I'm planning to spend the next three days in a brothel
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Care to come with me No no
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I went to a brothel once in my life
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I got hiccups You know it was over like that
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Movie Summary
Boris is a simple Russian villager who pines from afar for his beautiful cousin Sonja. Forced against his will into joining the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars, the cowardly Boris accidentally becomes a military hero. But when his beloved Sonja comes to him with a dangerous patriotic scheme, Boris debates his desires and beliefs.
