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Holy shit, what a mess

Love, Death & Robots

Holy shit, what a mess. What happened, Rookie? Mission accomplished, I guess. I've got the...

Love, Death & Robots • S01E15 • 2019

Holy shit, what a mess. What happened, Rookie? Mission accomplished, I guess. I've got the chip, but... everyone else... Don't worry, kid.I cried my first time too. Sui? What? Bob always makes a full backup ofour brains before each mission. And Sui's brains, well, they don't taketoo much space on the old hard drive. I thought you were all dead. You should have read your contract, kid.Now come on, let's get outta here

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Holy shit what a mess

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What happened Rookie

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Mission accomplished I guess

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I've got the chip but

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everyone else

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Don't worry kid I cried my first time too

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Sui What

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Bob always makes a full backup of our brains before each mission

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And Sui's brains well they don't take too much space on the old hard drive

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I thought you were all dead

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You should have read your contract kid Now come on let's get outta here

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يا للهول يا لها من فوضى

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ماذا حدث أيها المبتدئ

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تمت المهمة على ما أظن

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الشريحة معي لكن

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الجميع

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لا تقلق يا فتى بكيت في أول مر ة أيضا

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سوي ماذا

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دائما يخز ن بوب نسخة كاملة من عقولنا قبل الذهاب في أي مهم ة

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وعقل سوي لا يحتاج إلى مساحة كبيرة في القرص الصلب القديم

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ظننت أنكم جميعا أموات

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天啊真是一团糟

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菜鸟发生了什么事

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任务完成了我想

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我拿到了芯片但是

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其他人都死了

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别担心孩子我第一次的时候也哭了

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苏依什么

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每次执行任务前鲍勃总会对我们的大脑进行全面备份

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还有苏依的大脑它们在旧硬盘上占用的空间并不大

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我以为你们都死了

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你应该看看你的合同孩子来吧让我们离开这儿

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Åh pis sikke et rod

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Hvad skete der Rookie

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Mission fuldendt tror jeg nok

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Jeg har chippen men

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alle andre

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Det er okay knægt Jeg græd også første gang

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Sui Hvad

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Bob laver altid en fuld back up af vores hjerner før hver mission

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Og Suis hjerne tja den bruger ikke så meget plads på vores harddisk

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Jeg troede I alle var døde

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Du skulle have læst din kontrakt knægt Nå lad os komme væk herfra

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Voi hitto mikä sotku

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Mitä tapahtui Rookie

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Tehtävä on kai suoritettu

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Sain sirun mutta

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Kaikki muut

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Älä huoli poju Minäkin olen itkenyt ensimmäistä kertaa

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Sui Mitä

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Bob tekee varmuuskopion aivoistamme ennen jokaista tehtävää

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Ja Suin aivot No ne eivät vie paljoa tilaa kovalevyltä

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Luulin että olitte kuolleita

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Olisit lukenut sopimuksesi poju Tule lähdetään täältä

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Merde alors Quel bordel

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Il s'est passé quoi Bizut

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Mission accomplie j'imagine

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J'ai la puce mais

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les autres

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T'inquiète pas petit La première fois j'ai pleuré aussi

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Sui Quoi

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Bob fait toujours une sauvegarde complète de nos cerveaux avant les missions

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Ceux de Sui Ils prennent pas beaucoup de place sur les vieux disques durs

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Je vous croyais morts

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T'aurais dû lire ton contrat petit Allez on se tire d'ici

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Heilige Scheiße welch Chaos

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Was ist passiert

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Mission erfolgreich glaube ich

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Ich habe den Chip aber

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alle anderen

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Keine Sorge ich weinte auch beim ersten Mal

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Sui Was

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Bob macht immer ein Backup unserer Gehirne vor jeder Mission

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Und Suis Gehirn

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Es nimmt nicht viel Platz auf der Festplatte ein

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Ich dachte ihr wärt tot

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Du hättest den Vertrag lesen sollen Komm verschwinden wir

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Να πάρει μεγάλο χάλι

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Τι έγινε νέοπα

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Αποστολή εξετελέσθη μάλλον

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Πήρα το τσιπ

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αλλά όλοι οι άλλοι

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Μη σκας μικρέ Κι εγώ έκλαψα την πρώτη φορά

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Σούι Τι

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Ο Μπομπ φτιάχνει αντίγραφα των εγκεφάλων μας πριν από κάθε αποστολή

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Βασικά ο εγκέφαλος του Σούι δεν πιάνει και πολύ χώρο στον σκληρό

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Νόμιζα πως πεθάνατε όλοι

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Έπρεπε να διαβάσεις το συμβόλαιό σου μικρέ Έλα τώρα πάμε

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לעזאזל איזה בלגן

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מה קרה טירון

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המשימה הושלמה נראה לי

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השבב בידיי אבל

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כל האחרים

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אל תדאג ילד גם אני בכיתי בפעם הראשונה שלי

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סואי מה

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בוב תמיד מכין גיבוי מלא של המוחות שלנו לפני כל משימה

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והמוח של סואי לא תופס הרבה מקום בדיסק הקשיח

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חשבתי שכולכם מתתם

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היית צריך לקרוא את החוזה שלך ילד עכשיו בוא נסתלק מכאן

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Atyám micsoda kupi

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Mi történt Újonc

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Küldetés végrehajtva Gondolom

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Megvan a csip de

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senki más

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Ne aggódj kölyök Először én is sírtam

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Sui Mi

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Bob teljes mentést csinál az agyunkról mielőtt elindulunk

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És Sui agya nos nincs hozzá sok helyre szükség a jó öreg merevlemezen

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Azt hittem meghaltatok

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El kéne olvasni a szerződést kölyök Gyere lépjünk le

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Sial sungguh kacau

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Apa yang terjadi Rookie

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Sepertinya misi tercapai

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Aku punya chipnya tapi

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semua orang

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Jangan cemas Nak Aku juga menangis saat pertama kali

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Sui Apa

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Bob selalu membuat cadangan otak kita sebelum tiap misi

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Dan otak Sui mereka tidak mengambil terlalu banyak ruang di hard drive lama

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Kukira kalian semua tewas

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Seharusnya kau baca kontrakmu Sekarang ayo pergi dari sini

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Porca troia che casino

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Che è successo Rookie

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Missione compiuta immagino

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Ho il chip ma

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tutti gli altri

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Non preoccuparti ragazzo Anch'io ho pianto la mia prima volta

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Sui Cosa

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Bob fa sempre un backup completo dei nostri cervelli prima d'ogni missione

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E il cervello di Sui beh non occupa molto spazio sull'hard drive

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Pensavo foste tutti morti

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Avresti dovuto leggere il tuo contratto ragazzo

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Su ora andiamocene da qui

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ヒドい状態だな

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どうした

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任務完了かな

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ブツは手に入れた

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でも皆が

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俺も最初は泣いたぜ

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スイ

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ボブは任務前に予備の脳を作る

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古いハードだけど大した容量は取らないわね

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皆死んだと

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契約書をよく読めさあ行こう

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세상에 뭔 난장판이람

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어떻게 된 거야

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임무는 완수한 거 같아

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칩을 손에 넣었지만

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모두를 잃었군

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걱정하지 마 나도 처음에는 질질 짰었지

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수이 뭐지

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밥은 언제나 임무 전에 우리 뇌를 백업해 놔

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게다가 수이의 뇌는 구식이라서 용량도 얼마 안 돼

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다들 죽은 줄 알았어

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계약서를 잘 읽었어야지 자 이제 가자

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Psiakrew ale jatka

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Co się stało Rookie

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Misja wykonana Chyba

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Mam czip ale

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wszyscy inni

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Nie martw się mały Za pierwszym razem też płakałem

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Sui Co

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Przed każdą misją Bob robi zapasową kopię mózgów załogi

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A mózgi Sui nie zajmują zbyt wiele miejsca na naszym starym dysku

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Myślałem że nie żyjecie

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Przeczytaj swoją umowę mały A teraz spadajmy stąd

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Caramba que confusão

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O que se passou Rookie

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Missão cumprida acho eu

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Tenho o chip mas

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não tenho ninguém

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Não te preocupes miúdo Também chorei na minha primeira vez

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Sui O quê

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O Bob faz uma cópia de segurança dos nossos cérebros antes de cada missão

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O cérebro do Sui não ocupa muito espaço no disco rígido

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Pensei que tivessem todos morrido

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Devias ter lido o teu contrato miúdo Vamos lá embora

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La naiba ce dezastru

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Ce s a întâmplat Bobocule

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Misiune îndeplinită presupun

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Am cipul dar

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toți ceilalți

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Nu ți face griji puștiule Și eu am plâns prima dată

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Sui Ce

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Bob mereu ne copiază creierele înainte de fiecare misiune

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Iar creierul lui Sui nu ocupă mult spațiu pe vechiul hard disc

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Credeam că ați murit cu toții

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Trebuia să ți citești contractul puștiule Acum hai să plecăm

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Ого вот это да

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Что случилось Мелкий

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Миссия выполнена кажется

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Чип у меня но

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все прочие

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Не плачь малыш Хотя и я в первый раз плакал

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Суи Но как

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Боб делает полную резервную копию наших мозгов перед каждой миссией

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В случае с Суи много места на дисках он не тратит

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Я думал вы все погибли

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Читал бы контракт внимательнее перед тем как подписывать Мелкий

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Carajo qué desastre

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Qué ocurrió novato

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Supongo que cumplimos la misión

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Tengo el chip pero todos los demás

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Descuida chico También lloré mi primera vez

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Sui Qué

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Bob siempre hace un respaldo de nuestros cerebros antes de cada misión

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Y el cerebro de Sui no ocupa mucho espacio en el disco duro

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Creí que estaban muertos

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Debiste leer tu contrato chico Ahora vámonos de aquí

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ให ตายส ย งเหย งไปหมด

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เก ดอะไรข น ร กก

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ภารก จเสร จสมบ รณ ค ดว านะ

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ฉ นได ช ปมาแล วแต

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คนอ นๆ

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ไม ต องห วง เจ าหน คร งแรกฉ นก ร องไห เหม อนก น

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ซ อ มาไงเน ย

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ก อนภารก จแต ละคร ง บ อบสำรองข อม ลสมองเราท งหมดเสมอ

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สมองของซ อ น ะ ใช พ นท บนฮาร ดไดรฟ เก าน ดเด ยวเอง

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น กว าท กคนตายไปแล ว

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นายควรอ านข อตกลงนะเจ าหน เอาละท น ไปจากท น ก นเถอะ

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Ha siktir şu hâle bak

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Ne oldu Çaylak

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Görev tamamlandı sanırım

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Çipi aldım ama

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diğer herkes

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Dert etme evlat İlk sefer ben de ağlamıştım

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Sui Nasıl

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Bob her görevden önce beyinlerimizin tam yedeğini alır

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Sui'nin beyni de o eski sabit diskte çok yer kaplamıyor

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Hepiniz öldünüz sandım

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Sözleşmeni okumalıydın evlat Hadi gidelim buradan

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Duration

33 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:38

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

Animation, Short, Action

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Movie Summary

Terrifying creatures, wicked surprises and dark comedy converge in this NSFW anthology of animated stories presented by Tim Miller and David Fincher.