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Love, Guaranteed

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.

Director

Mark Steven Johnson

Year

Genre

romance, comedy

Box Office

N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations

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Susan Whitaker

Rachael Leigh Cook

Nick Evans

Damon Wayans Jr.

Tamara Taylor

Melanie

Gideon

Oliver

Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez

Roberto

Denise

Jerome

Bill Jones

Arianna

Kandyse McClure

Parent Girl

Mom

Natalie von Rotsburg

Dad

Dee Jay Jackson

Mr. Yang

Rita Wu

Reporter

Pam

Claire Hesselgrave

Lifestyle Reporter

Judge Kay

Dr. Rossmore

Bailiff

Flossie McKnight

Barista

Sparkletts Guy

Max

Intermittent Faster

Amitai Marmorstein

Waitress

Lauren McGibbon

Hipster Barista

Nurse Donna

La Nein Harrison

Hostess

Receptionist

Valet

Micah

Lawyer Bro

Christian Sloan

Ms. Lin

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Melanie Susan Whitaker Roberto Denise Waitress Nick Evans Jerome

Yes. All right, well I'm gonna get into it
with his lawyer - Love, Guaranteed

Yes. All right, well I'm gonna get into it with his law...

Yes. I'm so sorry this is happening,
you know, it's not-- - Love, Guaranteed

Yes. I'm so sorry this is happening, you know, it'...

Every fall, the coffee industry acts like - Love, Guaranteed

Every fall, the coffee industry acts like

Why are you still talking to me - Love, Guaranteed

Why are you still talking to me

- Can I help you with something?
- The door? I have a 9 a.m. appointment. - Love, Guaranteed

- Can I help you with something? - The door? I have a 9 a.m....

Turns out, pro bono is Latin
for tap water. - Love, Guaranteed

Turns out, pro bono is Latin for tap water.

So... how can I help you, Mr. Evans? - Love, Guaranteed

So... how can I help you, Mr. Evans?

And you have a reputation
of being one of the classiest - Love, Guaranteed

And you have a reputation of being one of the classiest

- Sorry?
- Love Guaranteed is robbing people - Love, Guaranteed

- Sorry? - Love Guaranteed is robbing people

Nine hundred and eighty-six dates with... - Love, Guaranteed

Nine hundred and eighty-six dates with...

Yes, the user agreement fine print
states that - Love, Guaranteed

Yes, the user agreement fine print states that

Still a little in the weeds - Love, Guaranteed

Still a little in the weeds

It's a great question.
Uh, breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates. - Love, Guaranteed

It's a great question. Uh, breakfast, lunch, and dinner...

Did it ever occur to you that maybe - Love, Guaranteed

Did it ever occur to you that maybe

I'm not saying it at the date.
I'm not like, "Hey, guy's gotta eat." - Love, Guaranteed

I'm not saying it at the date. I'm not like, "...

Think what you want, but Love Guaranteed - Love, Guaranteed

Think what you want, but Love Guaranteed

It is reckless endangerment
of the human heart - Love, Guaranteed

It is reckless endangerment of the human heart

Let me review the merits
of your case first. - Love, Guaranteed

Let me review the merits of your case first.

Pretty sure your team - Love, Guaranteed

Pretty sure your team

Bills, bills, - Love, Guaranteed

But I did put a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon
in there, so it's not all bad news. - Love, Guaranteed

But I did put a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon in there, so it&#...

- I'm dying and everything hurts.
- Aw, buddy. - Love, Guaranteed

- I'm dying and everything hurts. - Aw, buddy.

Excuse me while I drop my decaf
in slow motion. - Love, Guaranteed

Excuse me while I drop my decaf in slow motion.

Obnoxious, gross, hot only
to a certain desperate kind of woman - Love, Guaranteed

Obnoxious, gross, hot only to a certain desperate kind of wo...

- Hey, everybody!
- Woo-hoo - Love, Guaranteed

- Hey, everybody! - Woo-hoo

Hmm. Saint Gideon did not miraculously
fall from the sky - Love, Guaranteed

Hmm. Saint Gideon did not miraculously fall from the sky

Can you believe this guy's been
on almost a thousand dates? - Love, Guaranteed

Can you believe this guy's been on almost a thousand da...

He's exploiting this company over
a tiny detail in the fine print. - Love, Guaranteed

He's exploiting this company over a tiny detail in the ...

It would mean that my employees
could stop job hunting. - Love, Guaranteed

It would mean that my employees could stop job hunting.

Okay, team. - Love, Guaranteed

Love Guaranteed is owned by none other - Love, Guaranteed

Love Guaranteed is owned by none other

Tamara Taylor, the lifestyle guru - Love, Guaranteed

Tamara Taylor, the lifestyle guru

She is Forbes 500-level loaded,
meaning she is going to be lawyered up. - Love, Guaranteed

She is Forbes 500-level loaded, meaning she is going to be l...

You know, I'm looking forward
to taking on Love Guaranteed. - Love, Guaranteed

You know, I'm looking forward to taking on Love Guarant...

All those corporate fat cats - Love, Guaranteed

All those corporate fat cats

You can't win a case over something
you know nothing about. - Love, Guaranteed

You can't win a case over something you know nothing ab...

What if it's research? You know, - Love, Guaranteed

What if it's research? You know,

Hey just for fun, what photo
were you thinking-- - Love, Guaranteed

Hey just for fun, what photo were you thinking--

It's both helpful and a little bit creepy - Love, Guaranteed

It's both helpful and a little bit creepy

I mean, we talked about baseball
for hours, it was great. - Love, Guaranteed

I mean, we talked about baseball for hours, it was great.

Yeah, two tickets to Hawaii
seemed kind of extra for date numero dos. - Love, Guaranteed

Yeah, two tickets to Hawaii seemed kind of extra for date nu...

Okay, Nick, you cannot name these women
like they're episodes of Friends. - Love, Guaranteed

Okay, Nick, you cannot name these women like they're ep...

Plus 12 Emmas and like,
half a dozen Zoes. - Love, Guaranteed

Plus 12 Emmas and like, half a dozen Zoes.

Okay, little accountability please.
You're the one dating in bulk. - Love, Guaranteed

Okay, little accountability please. You're the one dati...

And just so you know, I was always
a perfect gentleman to them. - Love, Guaranteed

And just so you know, I was always a perfect gentleman to th...

No disrespect to the Grand Slam Breakfast,
but give a guy some credit, okay? - Love, Guaranteed

No disrespect to the Grand Slam Breakfast, but give a guy so...

Breakfast at Bacco, lunch at Pink Door,
and dinner at Coral. - Love, Guaranteed

Breakfast at Bacco, lunch at Pink Door, and dinner at Coral.

Okay, do you have a heart, - Love, Guaranteed

Okay, do you have a heart,

You poor, poor girls. - Love, Guaranteed

You poor, poor girls.

From Nick's dates.
In order for this case to fly, - Love, Guaranteed

From Nick's dates. In order for this case to fly,

That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats,
I was wasted. - Love, Guaranteed

That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats, I was wasted...

Wait how do you guys know all this stuff about me - Love, Guaranteed

Wait how do you guys know all this stuff about me

Which you can do while going on dates
of your own. - Love, Guaranteed

Which you can do while going on dates of your own.

Uh... hi there. My name's Susan Whitaker, - Love, Guaranteed

Uh... hi there. My name's Susan Whitaker,

I was just wondering, did you ever - Love, Guaranteed

I was just wondering, did you ever

Yes, I remember him.
Because he actually looked like his photo. - Love, Guaranteed

Yes, I remember him. Because he actually looked like his pho...

Nick was the best.
Just a nice, normal guy. - Love, Guaranteed

Nick was the best. Just a nice, normal guy.

- I'm actually up to 20 hours a day now.
- Wow. - Love, Guaranteed

- I'm actually up to 20 hours a day now. - Wow.

Cavemen used to... to eat. - Love, Guaranteed

Cavemen used to... to eat.

Wasn't the life expectancy
for a caveman like, 25? - Love, Guaranteed

Wasn't the life expectancy for a caveman like, 25?

You guys, I don't know
how Nick managed it. - Love, Guaranteed

You guys, I don't know how Nick managed it.

I've been on two dates and one no-show,
and I am exhausted. - Love, Guaranteed

I've been on two dates and one no-show, and I am exhaus...

Why do you think I proposed to Dante
after two weeks? It's a jungle out there. - Love, Guaranteed

Why do you think I proposed to Dante after two weeks? It...

- Let's go, man.
- Some might call this elder abuse. - Love, Guaranteed

- Let's go, man. - Some might call this elder abuse.

Once I'm on my feet, - Love, Guaranteed

Once I'm on my feet,

Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday.
I'll be with you in two seconds. - Love, Guaranteed

Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday. I'll be w...

Nick donates his time here - Love, Guaranteed

Nick donates his time here

He's a good egg Like you - Love, Guaranteed

He's a good egg Like you

Pam is 32, - Love, Guaranteed

Anything that sounds too good to be true
on the internet is a lie. - Love, Guaranteed

Anything that sounds too good to be true on the internet is ...

I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten,
seeds, or nightshades. - Love, Guaranteed

I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten, seeds, or nig...

If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered
in eczema like the Elephant Man. - Love, Guaranteed

If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered in eczema lik...

I mean, these women,
they could be subpoenaed. - Love, Guaranteed

I mean, these women, they could be subpoenaed.

I had to make sure that you weren't
intentionally tanking the dates. - Love, Guaranteed

I had to make sure that you weren't intentionally tanki...

I like this one - Love, Guaranteed

I like this one

But then I slid into home, tore my ACL. - Love, Guaranteed

But then I slid into home, tore my ACL.

You know, it's funny - Love, Guaranteed

You know, it's funny

- Inspire through humor.
- No, I'm mean. I yell a lot. - Love, Guaranteed

- Inspire through humor. - No, I'm mean. I yell a lot.

What about you? I bet you were - Love, Guaranteed

What about you? I bet you were

Busting rigged hide-and-go-seek games
around the neighborhood. - Love, Guaranteed

Busting rigged hide-and-go-seek games around the neighborhoo...

I do feel like there's something - Love, Guaranteed

I do feel like there's something

One time when I was really little,
my parents took me to see The Fugitive. - Love, Guaranteed

One time when I was really little, my parents took me to see...

My dad tried to get me to come back
into the theater, but I wouldn't. - Love, Guaranteed

My dad tried to get me to come back into the theater, but I ...

Before the trial is over, - Love, Guaranteed

Before the trial is over,

So... you know
all about my love life. - Love, Guaranteed

So... you know all about my love life.

It's a lot. I just don't have time
for a relationship right now. - Love, Guaranteed

It's a lot. I just don't have time for a relations...

We thought we were gonna get married,
have kids, dogs, whole thing, but... - Love, Guaranteed

We thought we were gonna get married, have kids, dogs, whole...

Just the kind
that did not include me. - Love, Guaranteed

Just the kind that did not include me.

Okay, valet at Coral?
Twelve dollars? It's highway robbery. - Love, Guaranteed

Okay, valet at Coral? Twelve dollars? It's highway robb...

No, Zorro is a vigilante
who tracks down ruthless villains. - Love, Guaranteed

No, Zorro is a vigilante who tracks down ruthless villains.

Love, Guaranteed poster

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A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Mark Steven Johnson

Writer: Elizabeth Hackett, Hilary Galanoy

Production: N/A

Genre: romance, comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: 39/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Sep 2020

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

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