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Love, Guaranteed

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.

Director

Mark Steven Johnson

Year

Genre

romance, comedy

Box Office

N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations

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Susan Whitaker

Rachael Leigh Cook

Nick Evans

Damon Wayans Jr.

Tamara Taylor

Melanie

Gideon

Oliver

Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez

Roberto

Denise

Jerome

Bill Jones

Arianna

Kandyse McClure

Parent Girl

Mom

Natalie von Rotsburg

Dad

Dee Jay Jackson

Mr. Yang

Rita Wu

Reporter

Pam

Claire Hesselgrave

Lifestyle Reporter

Judge Kay

Dr. Rossmore

Bailiff

Flossie McKnight

Barista

Sparkletts Guy

Max

Intermittent Faster

Amitai Marmorstein

Waitress

Lauren McGibbon

Hipster Barista

Nurse Donna

La Nein Harrison

Hostess

Receptionist

Valet

Micah

Lawyer Bro

Christian Sloan

Ms. Lin

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Melanie Susan Whitaker Roberto Denise Waitress Nick Evans Jerome

Well, you are full of surprises. - Love, Guaranteed

Well, you are full of surprises.

So, tell me,
if you were going to name tonight - Love, Guaranteed

So, tell me, if you were going to name tonight

So tell me if you were going to name tonight - Love, Guaranteed

So tell me if you were going to name tonight

You must have, it's so-- - Love, Guaranteed

You must have, it's so--

Absolute-- - Love, Guaranteed

He invited us to a meeting
at their headquarters with none other - Love, Guaranteed

He invited us to a meeting at their headquarters with none o...

Hi. Susan Whitaker and Nicholas Evans
for Tamara Taylor. - Love, Guaranteed

Hi. Susan Whitaker and Nicholas Evans for Tamara Taylor.

Right, Brad and Veronica met
at Love Guaranteed. - Love, Guaranteed

Right, Brad and Veronica met at Love Guaranteed.

Just 'cause they're implausibly attractive - Love, Guaranteed

Just 'cause they're implausibly attractive

Some ground rules before we go in there: - Love, Guaranteed

Some ground rules before we go in there:

I don't-- - Love, Guaranteed

Tashi delek. Jug rog nang.
Tibetan greeting. Namaste. - Love, Guaranteed

Tashi delek. Jug rog nang. Tibetan greeting. Namaste.

I was shocked and disappointed
to hear that - Love, Guaranteed

I was shocked and disappointed to hear that

Well, per the Deceptive
Trade Practices Act, - Love, Guaranteed

Well, per the Deceptive Trade Practices Act,

I went on a two-month, barefoot walkabout
through the high grasslands, - Love, Guaranteed

I went on a two-month, barefoot walkabout through the high g...

Except that you're not selling
love, joy, and hope. - Love, Guaranteed

Except that you're not selling love, joy, and hope.

Everyone here knows that that language
is legally binding. - Love, Guaranteed

Everyone here knows that that language is legally binding.

We have a case. You all know it.
What are you offering? - Love, Guaranteed

We have a case. You all know it. What are you offering?

Well, we have
a very generous settlement to offer. - Love, Guaranteed

Well, we have a very generous settlement to offer.

One hundred thousand dollars,
with a signed non-disclosure agreement. - Love, Guaranteed

One hundred thousand dollars, with a signed non-disclosure a...

One hundred thousand dollars
wouldn't even begin to cover the expenses - Love, Guaranteed

One hundred thousand dollars wouldn't even begin to cov...

We request five hundred thousand
in restitution, - Love, Guaranteed

We request five hundred thousand in restitution,

We've looked into you, Ms. Whitaker,
and we see that - Love, Guaranteed

We've looked into you, Ms. Whitaker, and we see that

This little do-gooder, - Love, Guaranteed

This little do-gooder,

Luckily, we are not here to talk about me. - Love, Guaranteed

Luckily, we are not here to talk about me.

- We won't offer it again.
- Buddha once said, - Love, Guaranteed

- We won't offer it again. - Buddha once said,

She has character and principles, - Love, Guaranteed

She has character and principles,

Well, I have
a billion dollar empire to run, - Love, Guaranteed

Well, I have a billion dollar empire to run,

We will see you in court, - Love, Guaranteed

We will see you in court,

Oh, and by the way, - Love, Guaranteed

Oh, and by the way,

Those inspirational fridge magnets,
they have such tiny fine print. - Love, Guaranteed

Those inspirational fridge magnets, they have such tiny fine...

- What? I mean--
- That was-- - Love, Guaranteed

- What? I mean-- - That was--

- That was awesome.
- If Tamara Taylor thinks - Love, Guaranteed

- That was awesome. - If Tamara Taylor thinks

- Another thing coming.
- No, it's think, like, - Love, Guaranteed

- Another thing coming. - No, it's think, like,

- Do you always have to be right?
- Only when the other person's wrong. - Love, Guaranteed

- Do you always have to be right? - Only when the other pers...

The tape is actually stuck in the player. - Love, Guaranteed

The tape is actually stuck in the player.

- Mm-hm.
- The volume knob is also broken, - Love, Guaranteed

- Mm-hm. - The volume knob is also broken,

- Why don't you get it fixed?
- Oh, it's on the list. - Love, Guaranteed

- Why don't you get it fixed? - Oh, it's on the li...

So, Susan says, - Love, Guaranteed

So, Susan says,

I mean, I've never seen anything
like that in my life. - Love, Guaranteed

I mean, I've never seen anything like that in my life.

She was beautiful, she was poised. - Love, Guaranteed

She was beautiful, she was poised.

You know, for a man
who's been on a thousand dates, - Love, Guaranteed

You know, for a man who's been on a thousand dates,

That's my lawyer. She's... no.
Off the table. - Love, Guaranteed

That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table.

I don't know, Jerome, that's-- - Love, Guaranteed

I don't know, Jerome, that's--

You just went on a thousand dates
and you're afraid to go on one more? - Love, Guaranteed

You just went on a thousand dates and you're afraid to ...

Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier. - Love, Guaranteed

Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier.

- How did you hear that I--
- Slow news week, I was - Love, Guaranteed

- How did you hear that I-- - Slow news week, I was

Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site,
now that's a human interest piece. - Love, Guaranteed

Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site, now that's a hu...

Ms. Whitaker,
if I could just get a moment-- - Love, Guaranteed

Ms. Whitaker, if I could just get a moment--

But listen, we need to focus
on getting ready for the trial, - Love, Guaranteed

But listen, we need to focus on getting ready for the trial,

Love Guaranteed is definitely going
to be going after Nick's character - Love, Guaranteed

Love Guaranteed is definitely going to be going after Nick&#...

Nick's not on social media anymore,
but I did find some crumbs. - Love, Guaranteed

Nick's not on social media anymore, but I did find some...

So anyway,
I'm looking into his dating history. - Love, Guaranteed

So anyway, I'm looking into his dating history.

If Nick didn't tell you about me, - Love, Guaranteed

If Nick didn't tell you about me,

- You haven't learned the lingo yet?
- Obviously not. - Love, Guaranteed

- You haven't learned the lingo yet? - Obviously not.

My point is it's Saturday. - Love, Guaranteed

My point is it's Saturday.

I don't believe you, - Love, Guaranteed

I don't believe you,

You know, you're not the cheesy swindler
I had you pegged for. - Love, Guaranteed

You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you pegg...

The first thing I do when I wake up
in the morning is check my phone. - Love, Guaranteed

The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check ...

Answer e-mails
before I even get out of bed, - Love, Guaranteed

Answer e-mails before I even get out of bed,

- What?
- It's a "vicious cycle." - Love, Guaranteed

- What? - It's a "vicious cycle."

Wow, you have enough food
for a whole week! - Love, Guaranteed

Wow, you have enough food for a whole week!

That way, I don't have to think about it
until I order again next weekend. - Love, Guaranteed

That way, I don't have to think about it until I order ...

He is the most generous brother-in-law
and worst landlord on the planet. - Love, Guaranteed

He is the most generous brother-in-law and worst landlord on...

If I didn't raise my own rent - Love, Guaranteed

If I didn't raise my own rent

Kinda need to talk to you about something. - Love, Guaranteed

Kinda need to talk to you about something.

As soon as I realized your relationship
predated our case, - Love, Guaranteed

As soon as I realized your relationship predated our case,

Okay? But you don't need me - Love, Guaranteed

Okay? But you don't need me

Two months before our wedding,
she upped and moved out - Love, Guaranteed

Two months before our wedding, she upped and moved out

Yeah, it turns out
she was seeing someone else. - Love, Guaranteed

Yeah, it turns out she was seeing someone else.

That's true. Yeah, he does have
the old thing going for him. - Love, Guaranteed

That's true. Yeah, he does have the old thing going for...

I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on - Love, Guaranteed

I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on

- I can't find the car keys.
- Uh, check your left hand. - Love, Guaranteed

- I can't find the car keys. - Uh, check your left hand...

My contractions are five minutes apart,
if we don't leave now, - Love, Guaranteed

My contractions are five minutes apart, if we don't lea...

Oh, we haven't met yet.
Hi, I'm Gideon, nice-- - Love, Guaranteed

Oh, we haven't met yet. Hi, I'm Gideon, nice--

Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! - Love, Guaranteed

Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah!

He was like one of those Von Trapp kids
and now it's all Hunger Games. - Love, Guaranteed

He was like one of those Von Trapp kids and now it's al...

Oliver, we need to open a window
of negotiation about bedtime. - Love, Guaranteed

Oliver, we need to open a window of negotiation about bedtim...

Ice cream coming up,
but first lay down, in bed, now. - Love, Guaranteed

Ice cream coming up, but first lay down, in bed, now.

Oh, my goodness.
Next time, I'm bringing holy water. - Love, Guaranteed

Oh, my goodness. Next time, I'm bringing holy water.

First she takes yesterday off
to spend time with a baby - Love, Guaranteed

First she takes yesterday off to spend time with a baby

- Hey, Susan.
- There's a high pour. - Love, Guaranteed

- Hey, Susan. - There's a high pour.

- Mr. Jones.
- Ms. Whitaker. - Love, Guaranteed

- Mr. Jones. - Ms. Whitaker.

How did you find her? - Love, Guaranteed

How did you find her?

And it seems you've been getting
awfully cozy with your client. - Love, Guaranteed

And it seems you've been getting awfully cozy with your...

Luckily, my personal life
has nothing to do with this case. - Love, Guaranteed

Luckily, my personal life has nothing to do with this case.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. - Love, Guaranteed

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

It does not stipulate that the dates have
to be arranged on the site. - Love, Guaranteed

It does not stipulate that the dates have to be arranged on ...

Only that the subscribers
find love because of it. - Love, Guaranteed

Only that the subscribers find love because of it.

- Yes.
- I thought so. - Love, Guaranteed

- Yes. - I thought so.

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A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Mark Steven Johnson

Writer: Elizabeth Hackett, Hilary Galanoy

Production: N/A

Genre: romance, comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: 39/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Sep 2020

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

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