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Excuse me while I drop my decaf in slow motion
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Love, Guaranteed

Excuse me while I drop my decafin slow motion

Excuse me while I drop my decaf
in slow motion

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Excuse me while I drop my decaf in slow motion.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:13
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
Obnoxious, gross, hot only to a certain desperate kind of woman - Love, Guaranteed 00:08
Obnoxious, gross, hot only to a certain desperate kind of wo...
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- Hey, everybody! - Woo-hoo
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Hmm. Saint Gideon did not miraculously fall from the sky
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Can you believe this guy's been on almost a thousand da...
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He's exploiting this company over a tiny detail in the ...
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It would mean that my employees could stop job hunting.
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Okay, team.
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Tamara Taylor, the lifestyle guru
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You know, I'm looking forward to taking on Love Guarant...
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All those corporate fat cats
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You can't win a case over something you know nothing ab...
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What if it's research? You know,
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Hey just for fun, what photo were you thinking--
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It's both helpful and a little bit creepy
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I mean, we talked about baseball for hours, it was great.
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Plus 12 Emmas and like, half a dozen Zoes.