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If I didn't raise my own rent
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Love, Guaranteed

If I didn't raise my own rent I think he'd probably be letting melive here for free

If I didn't raise my own rent I think he'd probably be letting me
live here for free

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If I didn't raise my own rent
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I think he'd probably be letting me live here for free.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:41
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
Kinda need to talk to you about something. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Kinda need to talk to you about something.
As soon as I realized your relationship predated our case, - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
As soon as I realized your relationship predated our case,
Okay? But you don't need me - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Okay? But you don't need me
Two months before our wedding, she upped and moved out - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Two months before our wedding, she upped and moved out
Yeah, it turns out she was seeing someone else. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Yeah, it turns out she was seeing someone else.
That's true. Yeah, he does have the old thing going for him. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
That's true. Yeah, he does have the old thing going for...
I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on - Love, Guaranteed 00:10
I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on
- I can't find the car keys. - Uh, check your left hand. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- I can't find the car keys. - Uh, check your left hand...
My contractions are five minutes apart, if we don't leave now, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
My contractions are five minutes apart, if we don't lea...
Oh, we haven't met yet. Hi, I'm Gideon, nice-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Oh, we haven't met yet. Hi, I'm Gideon, nice--
Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah!
He was like one of those Von Trapp kids and now it's all Hunger Games. - Love, Guaranteed 00:08
He was like one of those Von Trapp kids and now it's al...
Oliver, we need to open a window of negotiation about bedtime. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Oliver, we need to open a window of negotiation about bedtim...
Ice cream coming up, but first lay down, in bed, now. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Ice cream coming up, but first lay down, in bed, now.
Oh, my goodness. Next time, I'm bringing holy water. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Oh, my goodness. Next time, I'm bringing holy water.
First she takes yesterday off to spend time with a baby - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
First she takes yesterday off to spend time with a baby
- Hey, Susan. - There's a high pour. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- Hey, Susan. - There's a high pour.
- Mr. Jones. - Ms. Whitaker. - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
- Mr. Jones. - Ms. Whitaker.
How did you find her? - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
How did you find her?
And it seems you've been getting awfully cozy with your client. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
And it seems you've been getting awfully cozy with your...