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Oh, and by the way, it's Heraclitus, not Buddha

Oh, and by the way, it's Heraclitus, not Buddha

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Oh, and by the way,
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it's Heraclitus, not Buddha.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:17
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
Those inspirational fridge magnets, they have such tiny fine print. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Those inspirational fridge magnets, they have such tiny fine...
- What? I mean-- - That was-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:08
- What? I mean-- - That was--
- That was awesome. - If Tamara Taylor thinks - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- That was awesome. - If Tamara Taylor thinks
- Another thing coming. - No, it's think, like, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
- Another thing coming. - No, it's think, like,
- Do you always have to be right? - Only when the other person's wrong. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Do you always have to be right? - Only when the other pers...
The tape is actually stuck in the player. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
The tape is actually stuck in the player.
- Mm-hm. - The volume knob is also broken, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
- Mm-hm. - The volume knob is also broken,
- Why don't you get it fixed? - Oh, it's on the list. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Why don't you get it fixed? - Oh, it's on the li...
So, Susan says, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
So, Susan says,
I mean, I've never seen anything like that in my life. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
I mean, I've never seen anything like that in my life.
She was beautiful, she was poised. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
She was beautiful, she was poised.
You know, for a man who's been on a thousand dates, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
You know, for a man who's been on a thousand dates,
That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table.
I don't know, Jerome, that's-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I don't know, Jerome, that's--
You just went on a thousand dates and you're afraid to go on one more? - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You just went on a thousand dates and you're afraid to ...
Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier.
- How did you hear that I-- - Slow news week, I was - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- How did you hear that I-- - Slow news week, I was
Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site, now that's a human interest piece. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site, now that's a hu...
Ms. Whitaker, if I could just get a moment-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Ms. Whitaker, if I could just get a moment--
But listen, we need to focus on getting ready for the trial, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
But listen, we need to focus on getting ready for the trial,