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That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats, I was wasted
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That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats,I was wasted

That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats,
I was wasted

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That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats, I was wasted.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:24
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
Wait how do you guys know all this stuff about me - Love, Guaranteed 00:11
Wait how do you guys know all this stuff about me
Which you can do while going on dates of your own. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Which you can do while going on dates of your own.
Uh... hi there. My name's Susan Whitaker, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Uh... hi there. My name's Susan Whitaker,
I was just wondering, did you ever - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I was just wondering, did you ever
Yes, I remember him. Because he actually looked like his photo. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Yes, I remember him. Because he actually looked like his pho...
Nick was the best. Just a nice, normal guy. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Nick was the best. Just a nice, normal guy.
- I'm actually up to 20 hours a day now. - Wow. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- I'm actually up to 20 hours a day now. - Wow.
Cavemen used to... to eat. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Cavemen used to... to eat.
Wasn't the life expectancy for a caveman like, 25? - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Wasn't the life expectancy for a caveman like, 25?
You guys, I don't know how Nick managed it. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You guys, I don't know how Nick managed it.
I've been on two dates and one no-show, and I am exhausted. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
I've been on two dates and one no-show, and I am exhaus...
Why do you think I proposed to Dante after two weeks? It's a jungle out there. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Why do you think I proposed to Dante after two weeks? It...
- Let's go, man. - Some might call this elder abuse. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Let's go, man. - Some might call this elder abuse.
Once I'm on my feet, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Once I'm on my feet,
Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday. I'll be with you in two seconds. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday. I'll be w...
Nick donates his time here - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Nick donates his time here
He's a good egg Like you - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
He's a good egg Like you
Pam is 32, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Pam is 32,
Anything that sounds too good to be true on the internet is a lie. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Anything that sounds too good to be true on the internet is ...
I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten, seeds, or nightshades. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten, seeds, or nig...