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Love, Guaranteed

Think what you want, but Love Guaranteed is profiting off the lonely soulsof the world

Think what you want, but Love Guaranteed is profiting off the lonely souls
of the world

Full Transcript

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Think what you want, but Love Guaranteed
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is profiting off the lonely souls of the world.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:16
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
It is reckless endangerment of the human heart - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
It is reckless endangerment of the human heart
Let me review the merits of your case first. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Let me review the merits of your case first.
Pretty sure your team - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Pretty sure your team
Bills, bills, - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Bills, bills,
But I did put a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon in there, so it's not all bad news. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
But I did put a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon in there, so it&#...
- I'm dying and everything hurts. - Aw, buddy. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- I'm dying and everything hurts. - Aw, buddy.
Excuse me while I drop my decaf in slow motion. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Excuse me while I drop my decaf in slow motion.
Obnoxious, gross, hot only to a certain desperate kind of woman - Love, Guaranteed 00:08
Obnoxious, gross, hot only to a certain desperate kind of wo...
- Hey, everybody! - Woo-hoo - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- Hey, everybody! - Woo-hoo
Hmm. Saint Gideon did not miraculously fall from the sky - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Hmm. Saint Gideon did not miraculously fall from the sky
Can you believe this guy's been on almost a thousand dates? - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Can you believe this guy's been on almost a thousand da...
He's exploiting this company over a tiny detail in the fine print. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
He's exploiting this company over a tiny detail in the ...
It would mean that my employees could stop job hunting. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
It would mean that my employees could stop job hunting.
Okay, team. - Love, Guaranteed 00:09
Okay, team.
Love Guaranteed is owned by none other - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Love Guaranteed is owned by none other
Tamara Taylor, the lifestyle guru - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Tamara Taylor, the lifestyle guru
She is Forbes 500-level loaded, meaning she is going to be lawyered up. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
She is Forbes 500-level loaded, meaning she is going to be l...
You know, I'm looking forward to taking on Love Guaranteed. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You know, I'm looking forward to taking on Love Guarant...
All those corporate fat cats - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
All those corporate fat cats
You can't win a case over something you know nothing about. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You can't win a case over something you know nothing ab...