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Love, Guaranteed

We've looked into you, Ms. Whitaker,and we see that your earnest little boutique firmis...

We've looked into you, Ms. Whitaker,
and we see that your earnest little boutique firm
is under water. You're failing

Full Transcript

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We've looked into you, Ms. Whitaker, and we see that
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your earnest little boutique firm is under water. You're failing.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:09
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
This little do-gooder, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
This little do-gooder,
Luckily, we are not here to talk about me. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Luckily, we are not here to talk about me.
- We won't offer it again. - Buddha once said, - Love, Guaranteed 00:10
- We won't offer it again. - Buddha once said,
She has character and principles, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
She has character and principles,
Well, I have a billion dollar empire to run, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Well, I have a billion dollar empire to run,
We will see you in court, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
We will see you in court,
Oh, and by the way, - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Oh, and by the way,
Those inspirational fridge magnets, they have such tiny fine print. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Those inspirational fridge magnets, they have such tiny fine...
- What? I mean-- - That was-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:08
- What? I mean-- - That was--
- That was awesome. - If Tamara Taylor thinks - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- That was awesome. - If Tamara Taylor thinks
- Another thing coming. - No, it's think, like, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
- Another thing coming. - No, it's think, like,
- Do you always have to be right? - Only when the other person's wrong. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Do you always have to be right? - Only when the other pers...
The tape is actually stuck in the player. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
The tape is actually stuck in the player.
- Mm-hm. - The volume knob is also broken, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
- Mm-hm. - The volume knob is also broken,
- Why don't you get it fixed? - Oh, it's on the list. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Why don't you get it fixed? - Oh, it's on the li...
So, Susan says, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
So, Susan says,
I mean, I've never seen anything like that in my life. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
I mean, I've never seen anything like that in my life.
She was beautiful, she was poised. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
She was beautiful, she was poised.
You know, for a man who's been on a thousand dates, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
You know, for a man who's been on a thousand dates,
That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table.