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Why do you think I proposed to Dante after two weeks? It's a jungle out there
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Love, Guaranteed

Why do you think I proposed to Danteafter two weeks? It's a jungle out there

Why do you think I proposed to Dante
after two weeks? It's a jungle out there

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Why do you think I proposed to Dante after two weeks? It's a jungle out there.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:59
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
- Let's go, man. - Some might call this elder abuse. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Let's go, man. - Some might call this elder abuse.
Once I'm on my feet, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Once I'm on my feet,
Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday. I'll be with you in two seconds. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday. I'll be w...
Nick donates his time here - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Nick donates his time here
He's a good egg Like you - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
He's a good egg Like you
Pam is 32, - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Pam is 32,
Anything that sounds too good to be true on the internet is a lie. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Anything that sounds too good to be true on the internet is ...
I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten, seeds, or nightshades. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten, seeds, or nig...
If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered in eczema like the Elephant Man. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered in eczema lik...
I mean, these women, they could be subpoenaed. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I mean, these women, they could be subpoenaed.
I had to make sure that you weren't intentionally tanking the dates. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I had to make sure that you weren't intentionally tanki...
I like this one - Love, Guaranteed 00:03
I like this one
But then I slid into home, tore my ACL. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
But then I slid into home, tore my ACL.
You know, it's funny - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
You know, it's funny
- Inspire through humor. - No, I'm mean. I yell a lot. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
- Inspire through humor. - No, I'm mean. I yell a lot.
What about you? I bet you were - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
What about you? I bet you were
Busting rigged hide-and-go-seek games around the neighborhood. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Busting rigged hide-and-go-seek games around the neighborhoo...
I do feel like there's something - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
I do feel like there's something
One time when I was really little, my parents took me to see The Fugitive. - Love, Guaranteed 00:11
One time when I was really little, my parents took me to see...
My dad tried to get me to come back into the theater, but I wouldn't. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
My dad tried to get me to come back into the theater, but I ...