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Love, Guaranteed

You haven't learned the lingo yet?- Obviously not. I just wanted to see if you were...

You haven't learned the lingo yet?
- Obviously not. I just wanted to see if you were awake
to, you know, go over a couple things

Full Transcript

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- You haven't learned the lingo yet? - Obviously not.
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I just wanted to see if you were awake to, you know, go over a couple things.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:12
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
My point is it's Saturday. - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
My point is it's Saturday.
I don't believe you, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
I don't believe you,
You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you pegged for. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you pegg...
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check my phone. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check ...
Answer e-mails before I even get out of bed, - Love, Guaranteed 00:18
Answer e-mails before I even get out of bed,
- What? - It's a "vicious cycle." - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
- What? - It's a "vicious cycle."
Wow, you have enough food for a whole week! - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Wow, you have enough food for a whole week!
That way, I don't have to think about it until I order again next weekend. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
That way, I don't have to think about it until I order ...
He is the most generous brother-in-law and worst landlord on the planet. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
He is the most generous brother-in-law and worst landlord on...
If I didn't raise my own rent - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
If I didn't raise my own rent
Kinda need to talk to you about something. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Kinda need to talk to you about something.
As soon as I realized your relationship predated our case, - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
As soon as I realized your relationship predated our case,
Okay? But you don't need me - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Okay? But you don't need me
Two months before our wedding, she upped and moved out - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
Two months before our wedding, she upped and moved out
Yeah, it turns out she was seeing someone else. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Yeah, it turns out she was seeing someone else.
That's true. Yeah, he does have the old thing going for him. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
That's true. Yeah, he does have the old thing going for...
I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on - Love, Guaranteed 00:10
I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on
- I can't find the car keys. - Uh, check your left hand. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- I can't find the car keys. - Uh, check your left hand...
My contractions are five minutes apart, if we don't leave now, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
My contractions are five minutes apart, if we don't lea...
Oh, we haven't met yet. Hi, I'm Gideon, nice-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Oh, we haven't met yet. Hi, I'm Gideon, nice--