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Love, Guaranteed

You know, for a manwho's been on a thousand dates, you got zero game

You know, for a man
who's been on a thousand dates, you got zero game

Full Transcript

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You know, for a man who's been on a thousand dates,
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you got zero game.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:46
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
romance, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
That's my lawyer. She's... no. Off the table.
I don't know, Jerome, that's-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
I don't know, Jerome, that's--
You just went on a thousand dates and you're afraid to go on one more? - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You just went on a thousand dates and you're afraid to ...
Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier.
- How did you hear that I-- - Slow news week, I was - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
- How did you hear that I-- - Slow news week, I was
Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site, now that's a human interest piece. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site, now that's a hu...
Ms. Whitaker, if I could just get a moment-- - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
Ms. Whitaker, if I could just get a moment--
But listen, we need to focus on getting ready for the trial, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
But listen, we need to focus on getting ready for the trial,
Love Guaranteed is definitely going to be going after Nick's character - Love, Guaranteed 00:08
Love Guaranteed is definitely going to be going after Nick&#...
Nick's not on social media anymore, but I did find some crumbs. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Nick's not on social media anymore, but I did find some...
So anyway, I'm looking into his dating history. - Love, Guaranteed 00:05
So anyway, I'm looking into his dating history.
If Nick didn't tell you about me, - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
If Nick didn't tell you about me,
- You haven't learned the lingo yet? - Obviously not. - Love, Guaranteed 00:10
- You haven't learned the lingo yet? - Obviously not.
My point is it's Saturday. - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
My point is it's Saturday.
I don't believe you, - Love, Guaranteed 00:06
I don't believe you,
You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you pegged for. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you pegg...
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check my phone. - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check ...
Answer e-mails before I even get out of bed, - Love, Guaranteed 00:18
Answer e-mails before I even get out of bed,
- What? - It's a "vicious cycle." - Love, Guaranteed 00:07
- What? - It's a "vicious cycle."
Wow, you have enough food for a whole week! - Love, Guaranteed 00:04
Wow, you have enough food for a whole week!