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Don't Hey Ms Albright meWe're not friends You're not gonnabraid my hair or paint my nailsGet your ass off the table nowYou sweaty hormonal virginsYou know what You're about to be suspended for so

Unh-uh. That's mine now. I'm'ma sell it, get my tubes tied

Love, Simon • 2018

Ms. Albright:
Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me. We're not friends. You're not going to braid my hair or paint my nails. Get your ass off the table now, you sweaty, hormonal virgins. You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long that by the time it's over, you're going to be the fat, bald, unhappily married, wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become.Spencer:You can't talk to us like that.Ms. Albright:Actually I can, 'cuz I just did. And you know why? Because you're just those two assholes who did that shitty thing in front of the whole school. And guess what? Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me. Now walk. Mr. Worth's office. Now.Ms. Albright: Unh-uh. That's mine now. I'm'ma sell it, get my tubes tied

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Don't Hey Ms Albright me

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We're not friends You're not gonna

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braid my hair or paint my nails

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Get your ass off the table now

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You sweaty hormonal virgins

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You know what You're about to be suspended for so long

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that by the time it's over you're gonna be

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the fat bald unhappily married

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wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become

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You can't talk to us like that

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Actually I can 'cause I just did

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And you know why Because you're just those two

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assholes that did that shitty thing

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in front of the whole school And guess what

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Nobody feels sorry for those assholes especially me

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Now walk Mr Worth's office now

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Bye

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Uh uh That's mine now

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I'mma sell it Get my tubes tied

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لماذا اختلقت ذلك مارتن

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هو من كتب ذلك المقال عني في كريك سيكرتس

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قام بتصوير رسائلي الإلكترونية

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وكان يستخدمها لابتزازي طوال أشهر

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ما علاقة هذا بنا يا سايمون

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هددني بفضح أمري ما لم أساعده في التقرب من آبي

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لهذا كان علي التفريق بينكما

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إذن فقد اختلقت مجموعة أكاذيب

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ولهذا أقنعتني بالخروج في موعد مع ليا

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لإبعادي عن آبي

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مهلا مراجعة الحوار في وافل هاوس ولعبة شرب الجعة في منزل برام

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كل ذلك كان لكي أعجب بـ مارتن

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أنا لست سلعة يا سايمون

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হ য ল বন ধ র

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আর স ইমন আম দ র কথ বল দরক র

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অ য ব এব আম নববর ষ র প র ক ক ল আড ড দ য ছ ল ম

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এব আপন দ খত প চ ছ ন আমর এখন একস থ আছ

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এট চমৎক র ওট দ র ন

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হ য এট

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ক ন ত ত রপর আমর আল চন কর ছ ক ন এট এত সময ন য ছ ল

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ক ন ত ম ন কক বল ছ ল য আম র আছ

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জ ন থন ন ম র একজন কল জ বন ধ

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ক ন আপন এই আপ কর

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ম র ট ন ল খ ছ ন

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Te jsem tu já Zdravíčko

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Jaký zdravíčko

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Nejsme kámoši nečešeš mi vlasy Nebarvíš nehty

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Padejte z toho stolu

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Vy upocený nevybitý panicové

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Vyloučíme vás na tak dlouho

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že až to skončí budete tlustý plešatý nešťastně ženatý

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úplně průměrný nýmandi který se z vás stejně stanou

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Tohle nám nesmíte říkat

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Smím Te jsem to řekla

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A víte proč Protože jste kreténi

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co tuhle hnusárnu předvádí před celou školou

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A víte vy co

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Nikomu není takovejch kreténů líto Zvlášť mně ne

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Ihned do kanceláře pana Wortha

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Nazdárek

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Už je to moje

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Prodám to A nechám si podvázat vaječníky

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Bonjour madame

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Change de ton

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Je suis pas ta pote

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Tu me feras pas les ongles Descendez

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Petits puceaux dégoulinants d'hormones

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On va vous virer si longtemps

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que quand ce sera fini

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vous serez obèses chauves

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malheureux en amour et toujours aussi insignifiants

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Ça se dit pas

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Pourtant je l'ai dit

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Vous êtes deux cons qui se sont donnés en spectacle

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devant tout le lycée

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Et vous savez quoi

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Personne ne va vous plaindre

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Surtout pas moi

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Barrez vous

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Direction le bureau de M Worth

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Je prends ça

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Je vais le vendre et me faire stériliser

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Komm mir nicht so

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Wir sind keine Freunde die sich Zöpfe flechten

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oder die Nägel lackieren Bewegt eure Ärsche vom Tisch runter

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Ihr schwitzenden hormongesteuerten Jungfrauen

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Ihr werdet so lange vom Unterricht ausgeschlossen

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dass ihr wenn es vorbei ist längst die fetten

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glatzköpfigen unglücklich verheirateten

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extrem mittelmäßigen Niemande seid zu denen ihr unweigerlich werdet

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So können Sie nicht mit uns reden

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Und ob ich das kann Ich hab's gerade getan

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Und warum Weil ihr zwei Arschlöcher seid

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die vor der ganzen Schule so eine Scheißnummer abziehen

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Und stellt euch vor

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Keiner hat Mitleid mit Arschlöchern und ich schon gar nicht

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Und jetzt Abmarsch Mr Worths Büro Sofort

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Das gehört jetzt mir Ich verkauf's und lass mir die Eileiter veröden

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झ ठ क य कह द ख म र ट न

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उस न म र ब र म क र कस क र ट क प स ट ल ख

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म र ईम ल क स क र नश ट ल य

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और मह न स म झ धमक द रह ह

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उसक हमस क य सर क र स इमन

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ब ल क ऐब स उसक चक कर न चलव य त म र र ज ख ल द ग

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इसल ए त म ल ग क द र रख

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त त मन झ ठ गढ

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और इसल ए म झ ल य क स थ ड ट पर ज न क ल ए मन य

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ऐब स द र रखन क ल ए

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र क व फ ल ह उस म स व द अभ य स और ब र म क घर ब यर प न ग

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वह म झ म र ट न पर मढ न क स ज श थ

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म क ई ग श त नह स इमन

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Non dirmi Ehi signorina Albright

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Non siamo amici Non mi farai le trecce ne' mi metterai lo smalto

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Scendete da quel tavolo ora

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Voi vergini sudati in preda agli ormoni

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Sarete sospesi per cosi' tanto tempo

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che alla fine vi ritroverete grassi

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pelati e infelicemente sposati

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I mediocri signor nessuno che siete destinati a diventare

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Non puo' parlarci cosi' In realta' posso

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L'ho appena fatto E sapete perche' Perche' voi siete solo due stronzi

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che hanno fatto quella merdata davanti all'intera scuola E indovinate un po'

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A nessuno dispiace per quei due stronzi

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soprattutto non a me

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Ora filate Ufficio del signor Worth

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Adesso Ciao

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Quella e' mia ora

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La vendero' Mi faro' legare le tube

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なれなれしく呼ばないで私たちは友達じゃない

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そこから降りて

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汗臭いガキのくせして

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停学期間は長いから

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謹慎明けには中年太りで頭はツルツル

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腐り切ったクズになるのがオチよ

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言い過ぎだ

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それでも言う

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あんたたちはみんなの前で最低のことをした

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誰も同情なんかしない

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私もね

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行ってワース先生のオフィスよ

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没収する

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売って不妊手術する

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Na superbohatera

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Nie pozwalaj sobie Nie jesteśmy kumplami od czesania i malowania paznokci

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Zabieraj dupę ze stolika Spocone prawiczki

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Wiecie co Zawieszam was na tak długo że kiedy szlaban będziecie

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tłustymi łysymi nieszczęśliwymi w małżeństwie miernotami

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Nie może pani tak do nas mówić Mogę i właśnie tak powiedziałam

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Wiecie dlaczego Bo jesteście idiotami którzy robią cyrk przed całą szkołą I wiecie co

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Nikt wam nie będzie współczuł a już na pewno nie ja

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A teraz marsz do gabinetu pana Wortha

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Nie to moje Sprzedam

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все каникулы по разным причинам

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Всё очень усложнилось

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Кажется будто негде спрятаться

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от всех этих перемен

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кроме как здесь с тобой

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Пожалуйста напиши мне

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при первой же возможности

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Как насчёт буррито

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Спасибо

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Привет Сай

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Присядь

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Я опаздываю

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Yo me encargo Hola Sra Albright

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No me vengas con eso

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No somos amigos No me peinas ni me pintas las uñas

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Bajen de la mesa ahora

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Sudorosos hormonales vírgenes

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Saben qué Los van a suspender tanto tiempo

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que para cuando regresen van a ser los mediocres gordos calvos

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e infelizmente casados en que se van a convertir

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No puede hablarnos así

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De hecho sí puedo Porque ya lo hice

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Y saben por qué Porque sólo son los dos idiotas

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que hicieron esa porquería enfrente de toda la escuela

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Y qué creen

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Nadie siente lástima por esos idiotas y menos yo

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Largo A la oficina del Sr Worth

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Adiós

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Ahora eso es mío

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Voy a venderlo Para ligarme las trompas

Available in 13 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

973

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:30

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Temple Hill Entertainment,Fox 2000 Pictures,New Leaf Literary & Media,20th Century Fox,Twisted Media

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Movie Summary

Everyone deserves a great love story. But for seventeen-year old Simon Spier it's a little more complicated: he's yet to tell his family or friends he's gay and he doesn't know the identity of the anonymous classmate he's fallen for online.

Actors

Ms. Albright

Natasha Rothwell

Spencer