Hey, Leukoplakia. They got a jockstrap that can fit you? Hey, maybe one of you guys should...
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[Lucas walks into the school shower with the other football jocks]
Bruno:
Hey, Leukoplakia. They got a jockstrap that can fit you? Hey, maybe one of you guys should stop by sewing class and pick up a thimble, Lucas here needs a jockstrap. Or maybe a thimble would be too big. Hey, anybody got a contact lens? A contact lens with a Band-Aid.
Lucas:
Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno:
Yeah I am.
Lucas:
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. And anyway, I don't get semi-erect around other males like some of you fellas do.
Bruno:
What'd you say?
Lucas:
It's a study done by the University of Illinois. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Look, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno:
The hell it is.
Lucas:
[Lucas points]
It is, look.
Spike:
Hey, look. He's getting a hard-on. Don't nobody bend over to pick up the soap.
Bruno:
You little shit.
Lucas:
Oh. They say physical violence is an expression of sexual feeling.
[Bruno and Spike charge Lucas and carry him with the rest of the football players]
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BRUNO Hey Leukoplakia They got a jockstrap to fit you
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Maybe one of you guys should stop by sewing class tomorrow
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and pick up a thimble Lucas here needs a jockstrap
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Or maybe a thimble would be too big Hey anybody got a contact lens
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A contact lens and a Band Aid
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You referring to the size of my penis Yeah I am
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With a flaccid penis it's the number of folds that count
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Anyway I don't get semierect around other males like some of you fellas do
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What'd you say It's a University of Illinois study
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You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong
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Look Yours seems to be growing even now
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The hell it is It is Look
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Hey look He's getting a hard on Hey yeah he is
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Hey don't nobody bend over to pick up the soap
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You little shit They say physical violence
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is an expression of sexual feeling
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 528
Timestamp in movie: 01h 05m 37s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A socially inept fourteen-year-old experiences heartbreak for the first time when his two best friends - Cappie, an older-brother figure, and Maggie, the new girl with whom he is in love - fall for each other.
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00:54 Sit We're trying to figure out how to get rid of this...
00:20 You look Younger
00:35 MAGGIE Hi Hi
00:13 BOY Put it on Lucas GIRL Put it on
00:25 If I was you I wouldn't stick around to see the movie
00:56 Do you believe in destiny
00:20 So What do you guys say
00:20 Luke Luke Luke Luke Get that ball away and puke
00:56 ALISE You think I'm stupid You think I can't see
00:36 QUARTERBACK Ready hut
00:51 MAGGIE Why do they call you Leukoplakia
00:20 It's perfect your name's Maggie
00:30 What's your phone number It's unlisted
01:11 I thought you had a date
00:45 What's going on This kid's mouthing off to me
01:03 I didn't used to be
00:05 You can't make me quit
00:13 Where are you going
00:55 You're going out for pizza
00:11 Did you hear about Lucas BOY What about him