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[Hank] Maybe because
there's no wrong way to do it. I mean,
all dicks are different. That's how we should
identify each other. Forget face recognition. Unlock your phone
with your dick. I mean, you've already
got it in your pocket,
so it's right there. So
there's no wrong way to do it. I mean,
all dicks are different. That's how we should
identify each other. Forget face recognition. Unlock your phone
with your dick. I mean, you've already
got it in your pocket,
so it's right there. So
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[Hank] Maybe because
there's no wrong way to do it.
00:00:03.083 --> 00:00:06.998
I mean,
all dicks are different.
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That's how we should
identify each other.
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Forget face recognition.
00:00:10.906 --> 00:00:13.456
Unlock your phone
with your dick.
00:00:13.461 --> 00:00:16.001
I mean, you've already
got it in your pocket,
so it's right there.
00:00:16.084 --> 00:00:17.944
So...
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Movie Summary
An English department chairman at an underfunded college, Professor Hank Devereaux toes the line between midlife crisis and full-blown meltdown, navigating the offbeat chaos in his personal and professional life.