"Lucky Number Slevin" quotes

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A case of mistaken identity lands Slevin into the middle of a war being plotted by two of the city's most rival crime bosses. Under constant surveillance by Detective Brikowski and assassin ... Read all

Director: Paul McGuigan
Writer: Jason Smilovic
Production: N/A
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $22,495,466
Released: 07 Apr 2006
Awards: 5 wins & 4 nominations

115 Clips

Harry Kello came by today You remember Harry - Lucky Number Slevin 00:22
Harry Kello came by today You remember Harry
MAN He's clean - Lucky Number Slevin 00:10
MAN He's clean
Whoever he is he's either in very deep shit or I don't know what - Lucky Number Slevin 00:09
Whoever he is he's either in very deep shit or I don't know...
Fuck shit Jesus is right - Lucky Number Slevin 00:05
Fuck shit Jesus is right
THE BOSS A pact was broken - Lucky Number Slevin 00:36
THE BOSS A pact was broken
You tell me your story I leave sugarless - Lucky Number Slevin 00:05
You tell me your story I leave sugarless
And that's all there is to it - Lucky Number Slevin 00:11
And that's all there is to it
Man I ain't asking nobody nothin' - Lucky Number Slevin 00:36
Man I ain't asking nobody nothin'
But I'm not Nick - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
But I'm not Nick
Killing you before you killed me would've been - Lucky Number Slevin 00:10
Killing you before you killed me would've been
He's sorry that he hit you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:20
He's sorry that he hit you
Hurry back to me - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
Hurry back to me
I'm gonna kill somebody - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
I'm gonna kill somebody
You can call me Mr Goodkat - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
You can call me Mr Goodkat
Look at my face Schlomo - Lucky Number Slevin 00:09
Look at my face Schlomo
You got some ID - Lucky Number Slevin 00:16
You got some ID
Ironic - Lucky Number Slevin 00:08
Ironic
Are you familiar with The Shmoo - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
Are you familiar with The Shmoo
SLEVIN Okay I'm under the impression that you're under the impression - Lucky Number Slevin 00:16
SLEVIN Okay I'm under the impression that you're under the...
You're dead - Lucky Number Slevin 00:07
You're dead
MAN Slevin do you know what time it is - Lucky Number Slevin 00:23
MAN Slevin do you know what time it is
I'm not gay - Lucky Number Slevin 00:08
I'm not gay
THE BOSS That was my son - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
THE BOSS That was my son
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be - Lucky Number Slevin 00:25
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be
How do you get to two men that can't be gotten to - Lucky Number Slevin 00:14
How do you get to two men that can't be gotten to
At least that's how it went with Old Max - Lucky Number Slevin 00:18
At least that's how it went with Old Max
Is there anything else - Lucky Number Slevin 00:14
Is there anything else
Well I'm short for my height - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
Well I'm short for my height
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky Mr Fisher - Lucky Number Slevin 00:22
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for...
We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity here - Lucky Number Slevin 00:33
We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity...
Goodkat - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
Goodkat
If there is one thing I know it's when someone is lying - Lucky Number Slevin 00:18
If there is one thing I know it's when someone is lying
Somebody's trying to kill you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
Somebody's trying to kill you
Yitzchok The Fairy - Lucky Number Slevin 00:18
Yitzchok The Fairy
I'm sorry Who are you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:11
I'm sorry Who are you
You're the trigger man - Lucky Number Slevin 00:30
You're the trigger man
Whatever they're paying you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:34
Whatever they're paying you
Thanks for the sugar sugar - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
Thanks for the sugar sugar
I knew you had sense - Lucky Number Slevin 00:14
I knew you had sense
It was an accident - Lucky Number Slevin 00:07
It was an accident
I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight - Lucky Number Slevin 00:11
I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get...
Where you take your time wait your turn and hang them up and out to dry - Lucky Number Slevin 00:08
Where you take your time wait your turn and hang them up and...
Bad dog - Lucky Number Slevin 00:03
Bad dog
How'd you find out about us - Lucky Number Slevin 00:09
How'd you find out about us
MAN There was a time - Lucky Number Slevin 00:35
MAN There was a time
THE BOSS I hired you to do a job - Lucky Number Slevin 00:25
THE BOSS I hired you to do a job
And what happened to your nose - Lucky Number Slevin 00:08
And what happened to your nose
The two of you killed everything I ever loved - Lucky Number Slevin 00:11
The two of you killed everything I ever loved
THE BOSS I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose - Lucky Number Slevin 00:04
THE BOSS I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose
Hey Slim You know this cat - Lucky Number Slevin 00:36
Hey Slim You know this cat
What are you doing calling me here - Lucky Number Slevin 00:10
What are you doing calling me here
I mean how do you justify being a rabbi - Lucky Number Slevin 00:31
I mean how do you justify being a rabbi
You must be Mr Fisher - Lucky Number Slevin 00:14
You must be Mr Fisher
I wanna go home - Lucky Number Slevin 00:15
I wanna go home
The Boss wants to see you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
The Boss wants to see you
This isn't the first time this has happened you know - Lucky Number Slevin 00:17
This isn't the first time this has happened you know
The reason I'm in town in case you're wondering - Lucky Number Slevin 00:37
The reason I'm in town in case you're wondering
I have anorexia - Lucky Number Slevin 00:10
I have anorexia
I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say - Lucky Number Slevin 00:08
I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say
So Mr Fisher - Lucky Number Slevin 00:34
So Mr Fisher
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky Mr Fisher - Lucky Number Slevin 00:30
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for...
Listen I've been hearing that a lot lately THE RABBI My father used to say - Lucky Number Slevin 00:15
Listen I've been hearing that a lot lately THE RABBI My...
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest in Monte Carlo - Lucky Number Slevin 00:09
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest...
I've been hearing that a lot lately - Lucky Number Slevin 01:05
I've been hearing that a lot lately
I'm under the impression that you're under the impression that I owe you 96 - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
I'm under the impression that you're under the impression...
I'm short for my height - Lucky Number Slevin 00:12
I'm short for my height
I'm gonna kill somebody - Lucky Number Slevin 00:12
I'm gonna kill somebody
If there's one thing I know - Lucky Number Slevin 00:48
If there's one thing I know
I thought he was The Boss - Lucky Number Slevin 02:32
I thought he was The Boss
I think you just did - Lucky Number Slevin 00:39
I think you just did
I knew you had sense - Lucky Number Slevin 00:29
I knew you had sense
I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight - Lucky Number Slevin 00:31
I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get...
I hired you to do a job - Lucky Number Slevin 00:47
I hired you to do a job
I don't even gamble - Lucky Number Slevin 00:18
I don't even gamble
You're unlucky and nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky Mr - Lucky Number Slevin 01:11
You're unlucky and nothing more than a frame of reference...
You're the triggerman - Lucky Number Slevin 00:47
You're the triggerman
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be - Lucky Number Slevin 01:14
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be
I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose - Lucky Number Slevin 00:16
I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose
I ain't askin' nobody nothin' - Lucky Number Slevin 01:46
I ain't askin' nobody nothin'
Hurry back to me - Lucky Number Slevin 00:10
Hurry back to me
How do you justify being a rabbi - Lucky Number Slevin 01:11
How do you justify being a rabbi
How do you get to two men that can't be gotten to - Lucky Number Slevin 00:23
How do you get to two men that can't be gotten to
How did you find out about us - Lucky Number Slevin 00:24
How did you find out about us
He's sorry that he hit you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
He's sorry that he hit you
Give me your wallet - Lucky Number Slevin 00:15
Give me your wallet
Do you know what time it is - Lucky Number Slevin 01:23
Do you know what time it is
Do you know this cat - Lucky Number Slevin 00:59
Do you know this cat
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike...
Why are you here - Lucky Number Slevin 00:10
Why are you here
Because he's playing in the sandbox with the Darkies - Lucky Number Slevin 00:34
Because he's playing in the sandbox with the Darkies
Because that hasn't been working out for me lately - Lucky Number Slevin 00:22
Because that hasn't been working out for me lately
At least that's how it went with old Max - Lucky Number Slevin 00:50
At least that's how it went with old Max
Are you familiar with the Shmoo - Lucky Number Slevin 00:13
Are you familiar with the Shmoo
That's all there is to it - Lucky Number Slevin 00:23
That's all there is to it
You got some id - Lucky Number Slevin 00:35
You got some id
Why do they call him  the Fairy - Lucky Number Slevin 00:33
Why do they call him the Fairy
Who's your favorite uncle - Lucky Number Slevin 00:21
Who's your favorite uncle
Whatever they're paying you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:20
Whatever they're paying you
What happened to your nose - Lucky Number Slevin 00:20
What happened to your nose
We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity here - Lucky Number Slevin 01:19
We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity...
This is the first time THAT happened - Lucky Number Slevin 01:26
This is the first time THAT happened
There was a time - Lucky Number Slevin 00:45
There was a time
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky - Lucky Number Slevin 01:35
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for...
The two of you killed everything I ever loved - Lucky Number Slevin 00:16
The two of you killed everything I ever loved
The reason I'm in town - Lucky Number Slevin 01:54
The reason I'm in town
The Boss wants to see you - Lucky Number Slevin 01:11
The Boss wants to see you
That was my son - Lucky Number Slevin 00:36
That was my son
Thanks for the sugar - Lucky Number Slevin 00:11
Thanks for the sugar
Someone's trying to kill you - Lucky Number Slevin 00:13
Someone's trying to kill you
She lives across the hall - Lucky Number Slevin 01:29
She lives across the hall
Philosophically speaking - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
Philosophically speaking
Pact was broken - Lucky Number Slevin 00:49
Pact was broken
Neither of us is going home for a long time - Lucky Number Slevin 00:27
Neither of us is going home for a long time
Look at me smile - Lucky Number Slevin 00:14
Look at me smile
Killing you before you killed me would have been - Lucky Number Slevin 00:17
Killing you before you killed me would have been

Cast

Slevin Kelevra - Josh Hartnett
Mr. Goodkat - Bruce Willis
Lindsey - Lucy Liu
The Boss - Morgan Freeman
The Rabbi - Ben Kingsley
Dumbrowski - Peter Outerbridge
Brikowski - Stanley Tucci
Bodyguard #1 - Daniel Kash
Bodyguard #2 - Dmitry Chepovetsky
Nick Fisher - Sam Jaeger
Henry - Oliver Davis
Mugger - J.D. Jackson
Slevin's Girlfriend - Jennifer Miller
Hottie - Shira Leigh
Blondie - Janet Lane
Morty - Bernard Kay
Old Waiter - Sam Stone
Slim Hopkins - Darren Marsman
Benny Begin - Gerry Mendicino
Soldier - Rick Bramucci
The Mute - Rami Posner
Large Thuggish Man - Steve Lucescu
Abe's Wife - Victoria Barkoff
Henchman - Kwasi Songui
Brown Sugar (as Barbara Barnes Hopkins) - Barbara Barnes-Hopkins
Mrs. Johnston - Judy Sinclair
Desk Clerk - David Wajcman
Yitzchok's Lover - Sacha Sojic
Elevator Man - Bobby Brown
Race Announcer (voice) (as Frank Salibe) - Frank Salive
Business Man - Pascal Anctil