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"Lucky Numbers" quotes

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A television weatherman scams a local lottery.

Director: Nora Ephron
Writer: Adam Resnick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 31/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $10,042,516
Released: 27 Oct 2000
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

25 video clips

DaleGigRuss RichardsCrystalLarryWalterDet. Pat LakewoodDick Simmons
Let me just ask you one question your honor Where's my bat - Lucky Numbers 00:14 Let me just ask you one question your honor Where's my... Merely the concept of gravity - Lucky Numbers 00:15 Merely the concept of gravity You have any better ideas Miss Smarty pants - Lucky Numbers 01:03 You have any better ideas Miss Smarty pants Now there's cops in the club I've always wanted to give an inmate fame - Lucky Numbers 00:10 Now there's cops in the club I've always wanted to... There is a limit to my classiness - Lucky Numbers 00:10 There is a limit to my classiness His puffer Yeah I couldn't find it Yeah - Lucky Numbers 00:29 His puffer Yeah I couldn't find it Yeah You can't handle this What about this little puppy - Lucky Numbers 00:11 You can't handle this What about this little puppy Yeah remember I told you about my brother's car the one that was in a wreck - Lucky Numbers 00:11 Yeah remember I told you about my brother's car the one... Boy whew That is always such a treat - Lucky Numbers 00:21 Boy whew That is always such a treat Yeah Do you masturbate Russ - Lucky Numbers 00:14 Yeah Do you masturbate Russ As our Jewish friends say Enjoy - Lucky Numbers 00:08 As our Jewish friends say Enjoy Look Russ remember I told you about my cousin's stepdad - Lucky Numbers 00:19 Look Russ remember I told you about my cousin's stepdad Do not fuck with me you sick masturbating retard - Lucky Numbers 00:13 Do not fuck with me you sick masturbating retard Unfortunately Russell we have a new wrinkle in the situation - Lucky Numbers 00:21 Unfortunately Russell we have a new wrinkle in the situation Get me the money Russ Ohh - Lucky Numbers 00:27 Get me the money Russ Ohh Boom Was it Was it Dale the thug - Lucky Numbers 00:17 Boom Was it Was it Dale the thug Stop that Wait for backup - Lucky Numbers 00:29 Stop that Wait for backup Don't say a word not one - Lucky Numbers 00:19 Don't say a word not one No man becomes wise without stepping on the soil of fools - Lucky Numbers 00:21 No man becomes wise without stepping on the soil of fools Oh Oh Crystal - Lucky Numbers 00:20 Oh Oh Crystal Schnapps What am I in third grade - Lucky Numbers 00:09 Schnapps What am I in third grade Um see things have got a little bit sticky over here - Lucky Numbers 00:12 Um see things have got a little bit sticky over here Don't say a word without your lawyer even if they beat the crap out of you - Lucky Numbers 00:09 Don't say a word without your lawyer even if they beat... Now it's time to play the snowmobile game - Lucky Numbers 00:08 Now it's time to play the snowmobile game Where is it Where is the ticket - Lucky Numbers 00:08 Where is it Where is the ticket

Cast

Russ Richards - John Travolta
Crystal - Lisa Kudrow
Gig - Tim Roth
Dick Simmons - Ed O'Neill
Dale - Michael Rapaport
All Cast