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Lunatics

I can't now 'cause I've gota child-size dick, so she probably wouldn't feel anything

Lunatics • S01E02 • 2019
I can't now 'cause I've got
a child-size dick, so she probably wouldn't feel anything

Full Transcript

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I can't now 'cause I've got a child-size dick,
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so she probably wouldn't feel anything.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:17
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Princess Pictures

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Movie Summary

This mockumentary series follows the peculiar lives of six eccentric - and sometimes obscene - misfits who march to their own beat.
S01 • E08 Why I'm so intuitive and sensitive? - Lunatics 00:04
Why I'm so intuitive and sensitive?
S01 • E03 Outbursts on my floor in front of my customers is not how Keith rolls. - Lunatics 00:06
Outbursts on my floor in front of my customers is not how Ke...
S01 • E01 And I was frothing over the legroom on the flight, Uncle Ken. - Lunatics 00:04
And I was frothing over the legroom on the flight, Uncle Ken...
S01 • E09 We might be together,  but we haven't had sex. - Lunatics 00:04
We might be together,  but we haven't had sex.
S01 • E08 Because that aardvark told me to feel and to communicate in a way - Lunatics 00:07
Because that aardvark told me to feel and to communicate in ...
S01 • E03 I am allowed to say that I think closing on Thursday is a bad idea. - Lunatics 00:05
I am allowed to say that I think closing on Thursday is a ba...
S01 • E05 Then we went inside and we had a look around the house, - Lunatics 00:05
Then we went inside and we had a look around the house,
S01 • E06 Oh, I'm so fucking excited. I could get, like, gigs and DJ and shit. - Lunatics 00:04
Oh, I'm so fucking excited. I could get, like, gigs and...
S01 • E01 Mum said I gotta give you guys presents, so I've got all these presents in there. - Lunatics 00:05
Mum said I gotta give you guys presents, so I've got al...
S01 • E05 I know I really go on about it,  but I really like this. - Lunatics 00:04
I know I really go on about it,  but I really like this.
S01 • E08 And I've realized that without that aardvark in my life, - Lunatics 00:06
And I've realized that without that aardvark in my life...
S01 • E03 Rashish, sweetie, can I get you to show me how to close the apps on my phone? - Lunatics 00:06
Rashish, sweetie, can I get you to show me how to close the ...
S01 • E10 Roll up, roll up, - Lunatics 00:04
Roll up, roll up,
S01 • E05 And I really think  I could find a good home for it. - Lunatics 00:04
And I really think  I could find a good home for it.
S01 • E01 -Oh, lovely! -Yeah. Yours-- - Lunatics 00:06
-Oh, lovely! -Yeah. Yours--
S01 • E02 With chicks, do you, like, - Lunatics 00:10
With chicks, do you, like,
S01 • E07 And then I ripped my ballsack off  on the fence. - Lunatics 00:05
And then I ripped my ballsack off  on the fence.
S01 • E08 I need that animal  because it makes me feel something, okay? - Lunatics 00:05
I need that animal  because it makes me feel something, okay...
S01 • E06 Some of these DJs are getting, like,  40 grand, just for their gigs. - Lunatics 00:04
Some of these DJs are getting, like,  40 grand, just for the...
S01 • E10 This is my Kate Bush collection - Lunatics 00:10
This is my Kate Bush collection