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"Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile" quotes

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Feature film based on the children's book about a crocodile that lives in New York City.

Director: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Writer: Bernard Waber, William Davies
Production: N/A
Year: 2022
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $46,888,441
Released: 07 Oct 2022
Awards: 2 nominations

75 Clips

You're kind of a weirdo, aren't you? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 You're kind of a weirdo, aren't you? You're just gonna have to trust me now. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:16 You're just gonna have to trust me now. You want me to...? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:19 You want me to...? Yes, it's an emergency. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:26 Yes, it's an emergency. Wish us luck. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:08 Wish us luck. Where'd you get that at? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 Where'd you get that at? Where you going? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 Where you going? Where are they? Here they are. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:08 Where are they? Here they are. What's that look for? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:25 What's that look for? What's he doing in Times Square? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 What's he doing in Times Square? - Watch your step there.
- Easy. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 - Watch your step there. - Easy. Try that. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:22 Try that. 00:12 "This is my crocodile. Please, take good care of him. This isn't happening.
Crocodiles don't belong in houses. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:05 This isn't happening. Crocodiles don't belong in houses. There's a crocodile in the house - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:04 There's a crocodile in the house The local housing administration has established strict noise abatement rules - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 The local housing administration has established strict... Thank you. Thank you very much. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:11 Thank you. Thank you very much. Tell me the second part
of your plan is better. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:31 Tell me the second part of your plan is better. Seriously? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:17 Seriously? One, two, three. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:19 One, two, three. Okay, last box. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:30 Okay, last box. Okay, I'll be back
in two shakes of a lamb's tail. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 Okay, I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail. Oh, perfect timing.
You could be on my team. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:18 Oh, perfect timing. You could be on my team. Oh, no, you're going down! - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:09 Oh, no, you're going down! No, that's okay. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 No, that's okay. No one's ever putting anything nasty in Mummy's tummy ever again - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:15 No one's ever putting anything nasty in Mummy's tummy ever... My reptilian friend, welcome home. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:09 My reptilian friend, welcome home. Mom, no, hold on. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:05 Mom, no, hold on. Mom, I'm fine. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 Mom, I'm fine. Lyle. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:19 Lyle. Lyle. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:11 Lyle. Lyle. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:12 Lyle. Lyle. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:11 Lyle. Loretta. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:10 Loretta. Let's see. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:05 Let's see. Keep your filthy hands off of my Loretta - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:04 Keep your filthy hands off of my Loretta Just so you know, - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:09 Just so you know, Just give him a little time, okay? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 Just give him a little time, okay? - Josh.
- I'll talk to him. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:17 - Josh. - I'll talk to him. It's the school's brownstone, not yours. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:19 It's the school's brownstone, not yours. I'll be at the East Gate at 4 a.m. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 I'll be at the East Gate at 4 a.m. <i>This is 86th Street Station.</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 This is 86th Street Station. <i>- That was a modest bite.
- Wait, wait. No, no, no.</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:16 - That was a modest bite. - Wait, wait. No, no, no. <i>Take a look at us</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:09 Take a look at us <i>Start ripping up the recipe</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:20 Start ripping up the recipe <i>Stand clear of the closing doors, please.</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:13 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. I missed you too - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:04 I missed you too <i>Just because a record has a groove
Don't make it in the groove</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:29 Just because a record has a groove Don't make it in the groo... <i>Join us live tomorrow,
right here in New York City.</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 Join us live tomorrow, right here in New York City. <i>I'm Trudy, and I'm auditioning
for </i>Show Us What You Got<i>.</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:05 I'm Trudy, and I'm auditioning for Show Us What You Got. <i>I wanna stop</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:29 I wanna stop <i>Hey, remember me</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:16 Hey, remember me I hate you. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 I hate you. <i>At the top of the world</i> - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:10 At the top of the world How about...? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 How about...? Hide him. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 Hide him. Hey, no hands through the bars. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 Hey, no hands through the bars. Hey, kid. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:08 Hey, kid. Hey, Josh, let's go. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 Hey, Josh, let's go. Hey, how'd it go? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:19 Hey, how'd it go? Hey, hi. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:29 Hey, hi. Hector P. Valenti,
star of stage and screen, at your service. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 Hector P. Valenti, star of stage and screen, at your service... He had a panic attack
that triggered his asthma. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:17 He had a panic attack that triggered his asthma. Have a great day. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:09 Have a great day. Go, take Lyle. I've got this. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:19 Go, take Lyle. I've got this. Go, go, go. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:14 Go, go, go. - Go, go, go...
- Hey, Dad, wait, it's fine. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:20 - Go, go, go... - Hey, Dad, wait, it's fine. Featherweights, you're up. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:11 Featherweights, you're up. Everyone. Yeah, that's nice.
Can we sit down, though, please? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:11 Everyone. Yeah, that's nice. Can we sit down, though, please... Don't you see what that means, Lyle? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:26 Don't you see what that means, Lyle? Does he have an agent? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:20 Does he have an agent? Did you see that? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:15 Did you see that? Come on, Lyle. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 Come on, Lyle. And the Primms. - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:07 And the Primms. {\an8}- What is happening?
- What is going on? - Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 00:06 {\an8}- What is happening? - What is going on?

Cast

Hector P. Valenti - Javier Bardem
Mrs. Primm - Constance Wu
Mr. Primm - Scoot McNairy