"MacGruber" quotes

00:37 I can't wait to kill you 00:20 There are too many guys 00:27 Piece of advice 00:05 Well fuck 'em 00:10 My name is MacGruber 00:06 That was fuckin' tits 00:15 How's your nose 00:10 You're lying And you're a piece of shit 00:19 We got a nuclear warhead to 00:07 Your god can't save you 00:05 Classic MacGruber 00:12 An upper decker 00:26 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down 00:19 So once we take out the guards 00:05 I got a better idea 00:07 I thought you were dead 00:27 The Legendary MacGruber 00:15 What is the plan 00:12 I got shot in Nicaragua 00:18 You punch like a little girl 00:07 Macgrubie don't play like homie 00:20 They were nice funerals 00:15 Dead at the age of who the fuck cares 01:05 Why did he do it 00:17 Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight 00:48 Don't make me beg here 00:36 I can't wait to kill you 00:20 There are too many guys I need you to take two of these guns 00:19 Okay now piece of advice 00:04 That went great That was fucking tits 00:15 How's your nose rookie 00:17 All right we got a nuclear warhead to Holy shit 00:05 Your God can't help you Jim But I can 00:03 Classic MacGruber 00:09 Where have you been 00:26 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down 00:19 Okay so once we take out the guards 00:07 MacGruber I thought you were dead 00:27 The legendary MacGruber 00:14 What is the plan 00:16 You punch like a little girl 00:08 This is just like Nicaragua 00:06 MacGrubie don't play like Homey 00:20 They were nice funerals 00:06 Hoss Bender Dead at the age of who the fuck cares 00:36 Why did he do it Why did Cunth kill your wife 00:36 Look I'm freaking out here 00:16 So looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight