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MacGruber:
I can't wait to kill you. Dieter Von Cunth:
[tauntingly]
Oh, I want my mommy! What, is MacGruber gonna' rip my throat out? MacGruber:
No, l want your throat to stay right where it is so l can hear you scream bloody murder when l cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth - TONIGHT! Dieter Von Cunth:
Oh, that sounds like a real fun Tuesday, but l've already got other plans. See, in about four minutes, l'm gonna' to turn Washington D.C. into a pile of ash. And then l've got a big pile of money to count. MacGruber:
How do you make money killing millions of innocent people? Dieter Von Cunth:
Really? l thought that was clear. Uh... Someone pays me to do it. You see, l can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping... lt's the Chinese. MacGruber:
You make me sick!
I can't wait to kill you. Dieter Von Cunth:
[tauntingly]
Oh, I want my mommy! What, is MacGruber gonna' rip my throat out? MacGruber:
No, l want your throat to stay right where it is so l can hear you scream bloody murder when l cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth - TONIGHT! Dieter Von Cunth:
Oh, that sounds like a real fun Tuesday, but l've already got other plans. See, in about four minutes, l'm gonna' to turn Washington D.C. into a pile of ash. And then l've got a big pile of money to count. MacGruber:
How do you make money killing millions of innocent people? Dieter Von Cunth:
Really? l thought that was clear. Uh... Someone pays me to do it. You see, l can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping... lt's the Chinese. MacGruber:
You make me sick!
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I can't wait to kill you
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I want my mommy
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What is MacGruber gonna rip my throat out
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No I want your throat to stay right where it is
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so I can hear you scream bloody murder
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when I cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth
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Tonight
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That sounds like a real fun Tuesday
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but I've already got other plans
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Oh See in about four minutes
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I'm going to turn Washington D C Into a pile of ash
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And then I've got a big pile of money to count
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How do you make money killing millions of innocent people
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Really I thought that was clear
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Uh Someone pays me to do it
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You see I can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping
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It's the Chinese
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You make me sick
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Movie Summary
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
