I can't wait to kill you. Oh, I want my mommy! What, is MacGruber gonna' rip my throat...
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MacGruber:
I can't wait to kill you.
Dieter Von Cunth:
[tauntingly]
Oh, I want my mommy! What, is MacGruber gonna' rip my throat out?
MacGruber:
No, l want your throat to stay right where it is so l can hear you scream bloody murder when l cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth - TONIGHT!
Dieter Von Cunth:
Oh, that sounds like a real fun Tuesday, but l've already got other plans. See, in about four minutes, l'm gonna' to turn Washington D.C. into a pile of ash. And then l've got a big pile of money to count.
MacGruber:
How do you make money killing millions of innocent people?
Dieter Von Cunth:
Really? l thought that was clear. Uh... Someone pays me to do it. You see, l can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping... lt's the Chinese.
MacGruber:
You make me sick!
Transcript
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I can't wait to kill you
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I want my mommy
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What is MacGruber gonna rip my throat out
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No I want your throat to stay right where it is
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so I can hear you scream bloody murder
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when I cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth
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Tonight
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That sounds like a real fun Tuesday
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but I've already got other plans
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Oh See in about four minutes
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I'm going to turn Washington D C Into a pile of ash
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And then I've got a big pile of money to count
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How do you make money killing millions of innocent people
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Really I thought that was clear
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Uh Someone pays me to do it
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You see I can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping
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It's the Chinese
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You make me sick
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 140
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 06s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
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00:16 So looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight
00:36 Look I'm freaking out here
00:36 Why did he do it Why did Cunth kill your wife
00:06 Hoss Bender Dead at the age of who the fuck cares
00:20 They were nice funerals
00:06 MacGrubie don't play like Homey
00:08 This is just like Nicaragua
00:16 You punch like a little girl
00:14 What is the plan
00:27 The legendary MacGruber
00:07 MacGruber I thought you were dead
00:05 I got a better idea
00:19 Okay so once we take out the guards
00:26 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down
00:09 Where have you been
00:03 Classic MacGruber
00:05 Your God can't help you Jim But I can
00:17 All right we got a nuclear warhead to Holy shit
00:10 You're lying And you're a piece of shit
00:15 How's your nose rookie