Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look...
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MacGruber:
[begging for Piper to join team]
Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look I'm freaking out here! I killed them! I killed them all! I'm so fucking stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me!
[long silence]
MacGruber:
I will suck your dick, I will suck your fucking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can fuck me, you can get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something? Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you! Just tell me what you want me to fuck!
Lt. Dixon Piper:
Jesus Christ, MacGruber!
MacGruber:
Just tell me what you want me to fuck!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.662
Look I'm freaking out here
00:00:03.077 --> 00:00:05.931
I killed them I killed them all
00:00:06.038 --> 00:00:08.404
I'm so fucking stupid
00:00:09.509 --> 00:00:12.774
I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me
00:00:16.883 --> 00:00:19.545
Look I will suck your dick
00:00:20.586 --> 00:00:22.998
I will suck your fucking dick
00:00:22.121 --> 00:00:24.851
I will do it just join my team
00:00:24.957 --> 00:00:26.001
I'll suck your dick
00:00:26.125 --> 00:00:28.065
You can fuck me or get fucked by me
00:00:28.761 --> 00:00:30.353
You can watch me fuck something
00:00:30.463 --> 00:00:33.001
Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you
00:00:33.199 --> 00:00:35.224
Come on just tell me what you want me to fuck
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 313
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 00s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
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00:36 Why did he do it Why did Cunth kill your wife
00:06 Hoss Bender Dead at the age of who the fuck cares
00:20 They were nice funerals
00:06 MacGrubie don't play like Homey
00:08 This is just like Nicaragua
00:16 You punch like a little girl
00:14 What is the plan
00:27 The legendary MacGruber
00:07 MacGruber I thought you were dead
00:05 I got a better idea
00:19 Okay so once we take out the guards
00:26 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down
00:09 Where have you been
00:03 Classic MacGruber
00:05 Your God can't help you Jim But I can
00:17 All right we got a nuclear warhead to Holy shit
00:10 You're lying And you're a piece of shit
00:15 How's your nose rookie
00:04 That went great That was fucking tits
00:10 My name is MacGruber