There are too many guys. l need you to take two of these guns. l told you, l do not use...
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Lt. Dixon Piper:
There are too many guys. l need you to take two of these guns.
MacGruber:
l told you, l do not use guns.
Lt. Dixon Piper:
Well, you better start, because sticking a piece of fucking celery up your ass ain't gonna hack it this time.
MacGruber:
l'm not going to use a gun!
Lt. Dixon Piper:
Why?
MacGruber:
Because I don't know how. Okay?
Lt. Dixon Piper:
I don't fucking believe it.
MacGruber:
They scare me.
Transcript
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There are too many guys I need you to take two of these guns
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I told you I do not use guns
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Well you better start
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because sticking a piece of fucking celery up your ass
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ain't gonna hack it this time
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I'm not going to use a gun Why
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Because
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I don't know how Okay
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I don't fucking believe it
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They scare me
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 168
Timestamp in movie: 01h 13m 38s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
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00:36 I can't wait to kill you
00:16 So looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight
00:36 Look I'm freaking out here
00:36 Why did he do it Why did Cunth kill your wife
00:06 Hoss Bender Dead at the age of who the fuck cares
00:20 They were nice funerals
00:06 MacGrubie don't play like Homey
00:08 This is just like Nicaragua
00:16 You punch like a little girl
00:14 What is the plan
00:27 The legendary MacGruber
00:07 MacGruber I thought you were dead
00:05 I got a better idea
00:19 Okay so once we take out the guards
00:26 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down
00:09 Where have you been
00:03 Classic MacGruber
00:05 Your God can't help you Jim But I can
00:17 All right we got a nuclear warhead to Holy shit
00:10 You're lying And you're a piece of shit