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Lt. Dixon Piper:
Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife? MacGruber:
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me. Lt. Dixon Piper:
That's really fucked up. MacGruber:
Thanks
Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife? MacGruber:
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me. Lt. Dixon Piper:
That's really fucked up. MacGruber:
Thanks
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Why did he do it Why did Cunth kill your wife
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To this day I have no idea
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We actually all went to college together
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Believe it or not we were very close friends
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Then after graduation he got engaged to her
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He asked me to be his best man
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and right about that time
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I started banging her and mowing her box
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She was actually the first person
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I felt comfortable enough around
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to let eat out my butt
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Movie Summary
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
