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"Machete" quotes

Machete poster
After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

Director: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Writer: Robert Rodriguez, Álvaro Rodríguez
Production: N/A
Genre: action, crime, thriller
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $26,593,646
Released: 03 Sep 2010
Awards: 2 wins & 6 nominations

45 video clips

MacheteVon JacksonLuzBoothSenator MclaughlinApril BoothAprilBooth's Bodyguard #1SartanaNurse MonaDoc FelixSniper's HenchmanSniperFederale OfficerJulioOsiris AmpanpourHenchmanTorrez
Depends on the question - Machete 00:12 Depends on the question Sh brings hope - Machete 00:23 Sh brings hope Son of a bitch Machete - Machete 00:03 Son of a bitch Machete She's just another kidnap victim - Machete 00:24 She's just another kidnap victim Machete don't text - Machete 00:04 Machete don't text Machete sent me a text - Machete 00:11 Machete sent me a text Please Father Have mercy - Machete 00:07 Please Father Have mercy We don't have to this - Machete 00:04 We don't have to this I'm not looking for safe - Machete 00:10 I'm not looking for safe Mexican - Machete 00:03 Mexican Our border has been put to the test - Machete 00:04 Our border has been put to the test The new gardener - Machete 00:51 The new gardener Where are my wife and daughter - Machete 00:12 Where are my wife and daughter I hate the heat - Machete 00:34 I hate the heat Do you need a gardener - Machete 00:18 Do you need a gardener You're Machete's girl I know because you're his type - Machete 00:08 You're Machete's girl I know because you're... We didn't cross the border the border crossed us - Machete 00:06 We didn't cross the border the border crossed us We don't have to this - Machete 00:06 We don't have to this Are you Sh - Machete 00:17 Are you Sh I am a woman of the law - Machete 00:17 I am a woman of the law How's the eye - Machete 00:05 How's the eye You're a fighter - Machete 00:07 You're a fighter Let me tell you what change that'll bring - Machete 00:23 Let me tell you what change that'll bring Well there's the law and there's what's right - Machete 00:12 Well there's the law and there's what's right Welcome to America - Machete 00:03 Welcome to America Get dressed - Machete 00:06 Get dressed You don't listen to orders - Machete 00:15 You don't listen to orders I'm with you - Machete 00:04 I'm with you He's gonna kill him - Machete 00:16 He's gonna kill him Here Get out - Machete 00:15 Here Get out Now I'm Special Agent in charge of investigations - Machete 00:17 Now I'm Special Agent in charge of investigations There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the bolero - Machete 00:07 There's nothing I'd like more than to see that... Helter Skelter's here - Machete 00:05 Helter Skelter's here I can feel your eyeballs in my uterus - Machete 00:06 I can feel your eyeballs in my uterus I called in a few favors - Machete 00:16 I called in a few favors Where's Machete - Machete 00:31 Where's Machete I know most people don't like us - Machete 00:13 I know most people don't like us Here. Get out. - Machete 00:16 Here. Get out. Hey ugly! - Machete 00:12 Hey ugly! Most illegals aren't given treatment at regular ER's. - Machete 00:13 Most illegals aren't given treatment at regular ER'... You work today, pay me tomorrow. - Machete 00:11 You work today, pay me tomorrow. I told you to stand down asshole. - Machete 00:12 I told you to stand down asshole. This is what happens when you insist on being a hero. - Machete 00:06 This is what happens when you insist on being a hero. Whatever happens... - Machete 00:10 Whatever happens...

Cast

Machete - Danny Trejo
Senator McLaughlin - Robert De Niro
Sartana - Jessica Alba
Torrez - Steven Seagal
Luz - Michelle Rodriguez
All Cast