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I can feel your eyes on my uterusNot Lisa in your colon
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Machete

At least they're not in your colon

Nurse Mona:
I can feel your eyeballs in my uterus!Doc Felix:At least they're not in your colon

Full Transcript

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I can feel your eyes on my uterus
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Not Lisa in your colon
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
884
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:42
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Overnight Films,Troublemaker Studios

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Movie Summary

After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

Actors

Electra Avellan
Nurse Mona
Electra Avellan
Doc Felix
Felix Sabates
Leave him alone. - Machete 00:24
Leave him alone.
Is there another way out of here? - Machete 00:13
Is there another way out of here?
You don't listen to orders - Machete 00:15
You don't listen to orders
The boss will not like this. - Machete 00:07
The boss will not like this.
We don't have to this - Machete 00:06
We don't have to this
Where is the agent? - Machete 00:32
Where is the agent?
You are the SheYou think I am She operate from a truck tacosShe brings hope It is the right front of the incorrectUnfortunately it is a myth - Machete 00:18
You are the SheYou think I am She operate from a truck...
You're a fighterOnly when there is something by fighting - Machete 00:07
You're a fighterOnly when there is something by...
When dawn, you should be fine Do not start something that you can not finish. - Machete 00:09
When dawn, you should be fine Do not start something that...
You know me? - Machete 00:09
You know me?
Codename: Machete Former Federal. - Machete 00:49
Codename: Machete Former Federal.
You know how many have visited my site? - Machete 00:13
You know how many have visited my site?
Do you need a gardener - Machete 00:18
Do you need a gardener
This is absurd, I will send you to a convent... - Machete 00:15
This is absurd, I will send you to a convent...
Do you speak. - Machete 00:15
Do you speak.
Are you on all channels in the fucking TV Join Agent - Machete 00:09
Are you on all channels in the fucking TV Join Agent
Homes that explode.... - Machete 00:50
Homes that explode....
I know what they did to his family. - Machete 00:43
I know what they did to his family.
I started working on a shift pulling garbage nightBut follow my pathTranslator assistantNow I'm the special agent charge of investigationsIt seems that you still comes to take out the trash - Machete 00:18
I started working on a shift pulling garbage nightBut follow...
Shit... I say that the worker Mexico is a federal damn? - Machete 00:31
Shit... I say that the worker Mexico is a federal damn?