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Machete

What is that large and hard? My Machete. You keen? Very

What is that large and hard? My Machete. You keen? Very

Full Transcript

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What is that large and hard
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My Machete
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You keen
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Very
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:52
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Overnight Films,Troublemaker Studios

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Movie Summary

After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.
I told you to stand down asshole. - Machete 00:12
I told you to stand down asshole.
I told you to stay quiet asshole. - Machete 00:19
I told you to stay quiet asshole.
This is what happens when you insist on being a hero. - Machete 00:06
This is what happens when you insist on being a hero.
This is what happens when they insist to be heroes. - Machete 00:32
This is what happens when they insist to be heroes.
Your daughter is now in school, no? - Machete 00:06
Your daughter is now in school, no?
The honorable way to die is beheaded. - Machete 00:13
The honorable way to die is beheaded.
Three years later. - Machete 00:58
Three years later.
Here's something interesting. - Machete 00:06
Here's something interesting.
You work today, pay me tomorrow. - Machete 00:11
You work today, pay me tomorrow.
U. S. border - Mexico. - Machete 00:05
U. S. border - Mexico.
Here. Get out. - Machete 00:16
Here. Get out.
Hurry! We have not got. You can not leave us here! She is crazy. - Machete 00:11
Hurry! We have not got. You can not leave us here! She is...
Well, so little I speak Mexican You know... - Machete 00:12
Well, so little I speak Mexican You know...
If born here would be a citizen like you and me. - Machete 00:31
If born here would be a citizen like you and me.
Many people do not like uscall them vigilantesActually it's all about surveillance - Machete 00:12
Many people do not like uscall them vigilantesActually...
Who will stop it, Senator? - Machete 00:06
Who will stop it, Senator?
Welcome to America - Machete 00:03
Welcome to America
Hey ugly! - Machete 00:12
Hey ugly!
Hey ugly! - Machete 00:06
Hey ugly!
Do not tell me that you let escape $ 500 for five minutes. - Machete 00:06
Do not tell me that you let escape $ 500 for five minutes.