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[mock movie trailer]
In a land beyond space and time... Trailer Voice Guy:
A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero. [Trejo removes his space helmet] Trailer Voice Guy:
They call him... MACHETE. [echoing] Trailer Voice Guy:
Machete MACHETE. Trailer Voice Guy:
He knows the score. Space Babe:
We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, MACHETE. Trailer Voice Guy:
He gets the space babes. [deep kiss] Luz:
The people needs us, MACHETE. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit. Machete:
He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall. Trailer Voice Guy:
And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez... Luz:
Eat photons, bitches! Trailer Voice Guy:
...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as [provoctive music] Trailer Voice Guy:
whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask. [in a lower voice] Trailer Voice Guy:
Actor subject to change. [louder] Trailer Voice Guy:
Machete Kills Again... in Space. [lower voice again] Trailer Voice Guy:
Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence
[mock movie trailer]
In a land beyond space and time... Trailer Voice Guy:
A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero. [Trejo removes his space helmet] Trailer Voice Guy:
They call him... MACHETE. [echoing] Trailer Voice Guy:
Machete MACHETE. Trailer Voice Guy:
He knows the score. Space Babe:
We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, MACHETE. Trailer Voice Guy:
He gets the space babes. [deep kiss] Luz:
The people needs us, MACHETE. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit. Machete:
He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall. Trailer Voice Guy:
And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez... Luz:
Eat photons, bitches! Trailer Voice Guy:
...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as [provoctive music] Trailer Voice Guy:
whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask. [in a lower voice] Trailer Voice Guy:
Actor subject to change. [louder] Trailer Voice Guy:
Machete Kills Again... in Space. [lower voice again] Trailer Voice Guy:
Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence
Full Transcript
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It's all galactic and shit
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He thinks he's God in Heaven
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So Heaven must fall
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NARRATOR And he kills the bad guys
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Starring Danny Trejo
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Michelle Rodriguez
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Eat photons bitches
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Alexa Vega
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With Justin Bieber as Bleep BEEPING
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And Lady Gaga as
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whoever she wants to be
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With special guest star
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Leonardo DiCaprio as the Man in the Silver Mask
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GRUNTS
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Actor subject to change
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GRUNTS
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Machete Kills Again
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In Space
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Rated X for cigarette use prolonged sexual content
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pervasive language and space violence
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Movie Summary
The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
Actors
Trailer Voice Guy
Space Babe
Machete
