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It's all galactic and shit
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In a land beyond space and time... A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero....

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Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time... Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero. [Trejo removes his space helmet] Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE. [echoing] Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete. Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score. Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete. Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes. [deep kiss] Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit. Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall. Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez... Luz: Eat photons, bitches! Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as [provoctive music] Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask. [in a lower voice] Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change. [louder] Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space. [lower voice again] Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.


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It's all galactic and shit
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He thinks he's God in Heaven
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So Heaven must fall
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NARRATOR And he kills the bad guys
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Starring Danny Trejo
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Michelle Rodriguez
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Eat photons bitches
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Alexa Vega
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With Justin Bieber as Bleep BEEPING
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And Lady Gaga as
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whoever she wants to be
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With special guest star
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Leonardo DiCaprio as the Man in the Silver Mask
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GRUNTS
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Actor subject to change
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GRUNTS
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Machete Kills Again
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In Space
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Rated X for cigarette use prolonged sexual content
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pervasive language and space violence

Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 157
Timestamp in movie: 00h 01m 35s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: action, crime, thriller
Summary: The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.


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