Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck
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Mr. President:
Machete, what's this I hear about you having Mendez in custody? Machete:
Things got complicated. Mr. President:
No shit! You were supposed to take him out, not give him a joyride on the Good Ship Lollypop! Damn it, I didn't recruit you for your sense of compassion. Machete kills. That's what he does! He doesn't save the bad guys! Now shoot that motherfucker! Machete:
If he dies, you die. The missile is wired to his heart. Mr. President:
Come again? Miss San Antonio:
Machete, can it be disarmed? Machete:
Only where it was made. VozTech. Mr. President:
VozTech is the biggest weapons supplier to our military! You want to bring him all the way back to the fucking manufacturer? Machete:
I need your help getting him across the border. This is a part of something big. I can feel it. Mr. President:
Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck
Machete, what's this I hear about you having Mendez in custody? Machete:
Things got complicated. Mr. President:
No shit! You were supposed to take him out, not give him a joyride on the Good Ship Lollypop! Damn it, I didn't recruit you for your sense of compassion. Machete kills. That's what he does! He doesn't save the bad guys! Now shoot that motherfucker! Machete:
If he dies, you die. The missile is wired to his heart. Mr. President:
Come again? Miss San Antonio:
Machete, can it be disarmed? Machete:
Only where it was made. VozTech. Mr. President:
VozTech is the biggest weapons supplier to our military! You want to bring him all the way back to the fucking manufacturer? Machete:
I need your help getting him across the border. This is a part of something big. I can feel it. Mr. President:
Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck
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Machete what's this I hear about you having Mendez in custody
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Things got complicated No shit
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You were supposed to take him out not give him a joyride
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on the Good Ship Lollipop
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Damn it I didn't recruit you for your sense of compassion
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Machete kills
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That's what he does He doesn't save the bad guys
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Now shoot that motherfucker
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If he dies you die The missile is wired to his heart
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Come again
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Machete can it be disarmed
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Only where it was made
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MACHETE VozTech
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VozTech is the biggest weapons supplier to our military
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You want to bring him all the way back to the fucking manufacturer
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MACHETE I need your help getting him across the border
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This is part of something big I can feel it
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Not happening
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Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico
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they got dead and I got the Oval ass fuck
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Movie Summary
The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
